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Maybe next time she will duck and in stead of getting it in her hair it will hit the window. Like she never had a little jizz in her hair before? Jeez...
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Women squirt to. Google "Female Ejaculation" Seen a girl wet the floor when she was on a swing and her vibrator.
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I'm not Catholic, but I've heard stories . . . Oh, wait a minute. Those were about the priests. I think the nuns just wack knuckles . . .
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I swear, Aklim. I think you spend more time thinking abut sex than I do.
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Did you get any pictures of this?
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Where did you hear these stories? In the Penthouse Forum Letters under the heading "Naughty Nuns and Priests"?
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Probably has to shave his palms
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Perhaps you recall my inquiry about straight razors awhile back . . . ?
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Funny/disturbing story - thanks for sharing LaughingGravy. Your Mshop handle very appropriate for this thread. Or should she be flattered? If I were sleeping and I awoke to a women pleasuring herself to my rip van winklian features - I can't say that I'd really be offended?
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It's different with girls. They have to know the guy first.
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Granted, I'd like to be doing it a lot more than just THINKING about it.
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