Just got back from a bar..

[Hatterasguy]

Feeling good, tried to stank up the old hang low, but didn;t fly with the MILF's. I shall stank away tomarrow at a party full of freshman college girls, fresh meat!

Bars suck with super loud music, so you can't hear what anyone is saying.

[Jim B.]

You can always try again tomorrow, it's Saturday night!!!!

The law of averages will getcha sooner or later, it's fun checking out the talent that's around.

[Hatterasguy]

Yeah, the milfs were getting into it. But I don't no not enough in me to go after someone who is as old as my mom. I needed another JD shot...or three.

[rickg]

Yer spelling/typing/grammer seem to indicate you've had more than enough to drink

[Hatterasguy]

why thank you very much!@

[TylerH860]

My roomate is president of her sorority; we just had a little party at the house for the girls.

Good times... Obviously there's not one lying next to me right now, otherwise I wouldn't be posting. Good potential though; I'll wait until I get the diesel back. Havn't had a girl back there yet. The BMW is perfect for shagging. I wonder how the Diesel does. its been so long i was probably walking around half mast the entire night.

I'm kind of drunk typing too... We'll see how this reads tommorrow. I apologize. SPRING BREAK!

[Ara T.]

50 bucks says Hattie got shot down by every MILF in the bar

[Medmech]

Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

Yeah, the milfs were getting into it. But I don't no not enough in me to go after someone who is as old as my mom. I needed another JD shot...or three.

Should have done the shots MILFS are more fun...

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

Yeah, the milfs were getting into it. But I don't no not enough in me to go after someone who is as old as my mom. I needed another JD shot...or three.

Don't discount experience!

Tom W

[The Swede]

Kinda early. You need to stay out later, when everyone is more inebriated!

[A264172]

Originally Posted by The Swede

Kinda early. You need to stay out later, when everyone is more inebriated!

That's tha ticket. Show up at the bar about midnight, sober, and the clam is your oyster. Don't worry, you'll catch up.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by A264172

and the clam is your oyster.

Me likey. If he gets the Clam and he can give pearl necklaces.

[SwampYankee]

Originally Posted by rickg

Yer spelling/typing/grammer seem to indicate you've had more than enough to drink

You're probably right, they were better.

[Hatterasguy]

The milf's bailed eary, like 12:30, but were sucking down shots like crazy! One was cute, I should have done the JD shots and gone for it. I could have done her in the back of her husbands Lexus like my friend.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

The milf's bailed eary, like 12:30, but were sucking down shots like crazy! One was cute, I should have done the JD shots and gone for it. I could have done her in the back of her husbands Lexus like my friend.

And you didn't because you were unsure of your sexual preferences at that time?