man shoots wife while....
 

Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots, Kills Wife
http://www.kmbc.com/news/15701029/detail.html

whoa . . .

Sometimes these Darwin Award candidates don't actually take themselves out... :(

What? I thought everybody used a gun for running wiring and plumbing? .22 for ethernet and twisted pair; .44 for cable and the 12 gauge for DWV.

He really 'drilled' her!

I cannot believe this guy was allowed to run loose. Obviously his elevator stops a few floors short of the top.

I hope he gets manslaughter.

I usually don’t get the guns out until after the installation and things don’t work.

Boy, you just cannot make up stuff as bizzare as what happens in the real world sometimes . . .

When I first read the title, I was thinking that some guy shot his wife after an argument over where to mount the dish or something like that...

I hope those kids have a little more sense than their parents... one who shoots through walls at his family, the other who hangs around after the first shot to get hit by the second.

See? Guns are GOOD! (in this case)

OK not. It'd been good if he offed himself.

Unfortunately, this guy reinforces the need for gun control! :mad:

What would he have used if he needed a large hole for a window install or something? A cannon?!!! :eek:

I choked on my homemade sourdough bread. laughing, as I read your reply.

Ironically, I used m80 explosives to agitate the dough for the bread vs. kneading it by hand.

That's creative Weaponary right there....well if gotta Git Er Done...

I said left, you GD B1tch!!! Maybe next time, if there is a next time, you will listen to me!!!! Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them. Oh, wait a minute, I did shoot her. :D:D

A Gloc 9 mil with talon bullets.

I don't know. I mean the canon idea sounds like fun to me . . .

And I thought that the Atlanta CDC report about self inflicted nail gun injuries skyrocketing after they started selling nail guns at Home Depot and Lowes was shocking . . . :D

Bigger is better. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S&W_Model_500

I Know What You're Thinking, "Did He Fire Five Shots or Only Four?" Well to tell You the Truth, in All This Excitement I've Kind of Lost Track Myself. but Being This Is a 500 S&W Magnum — the Most Powerful Handgun in the World — and Would Blow Your Head Clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Maybe he loved her?

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She *****ed so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

Chorus

In the words of the immortal Johhny Cash

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side
Hard to watch here suffer, and with the second shot she died...
(back to the refrain...)

Has anyone seen the bumper sticker "I still miss my ex-wife , but my aim is getting better!" ? On a side note the story really is sad. The guy probably thought this would be a grand idea he could laugh about with his buddies at the bar , instead he destroyed 1 life and added untold misery to how many others?

Dont mess with a .22..Short...Long..or Long Rifle............Super lethal...:eek:

1000 Lb+.. Grizzly Bear....was killed in Canada with a .22 Long.... by Bella Twin she dropped it with one shot!!..... The rest were just too make sure ;).......22's are seriously deadly....and very fun to shoot.......

STOP! :P

Jeez, it's hard to imagine living with that.

I still wince over much more minor mistakes.