A cost effective solution for hair cutting.

http://www.flowbee.com/

Personally, I'm going for the reverse mohawk look.

Something like this, perhaps?

Well, the hair is perfect but I tend more towards jeans and button down shirts

You get used to that, too.

Being completely bald leaves you open to every option. I can go from Godsmack to Jimmy Buffett to George Strait to dive bar to dinner with grandma to meeting with the bank and accountants just by changing my duds. Oh the flexibility! :)

I get haircuts once a quarter - going today as a fact. I like the way it feels longer than short, so I never go really short, but too long is a PITA, and then I start to feel like a girl having to screw with my hair all the time.

A while ago I was at a music store with a Pakistani colleague. When he couldn't find what he was looking for he pointed to a long-haired employee, and said in his broken english - Lets ask her, maybe she can help us. When "she" turned around, she was a he, complete with beard. LOL.

The title of this thread looks like what I imagine a craigs list want ad would.

Best not go to Singapore then. It is governmental policy that if there is a line and you are a long haired male, you will be served last.