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Old 05-07-2008, 04:46 PM
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Things Your Mother Told You....

and you still didn't listen..

1. Don't sit so close to the t.v. set.
2. Make sure you have on clean under wear when you leave the house.
3. If you cross your eyes they will stick that way.

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Old 05-07-2008, 04:47 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:48 PM
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most everything she told me . . .
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5. Get down out of that tree.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:52 PM
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6. Are you smoking something in your room?
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:53 PM
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Don't pick your no . . . oh nevermind!
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:03 PM
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My mommy said not to put beans in my ears.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:04 PM
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Whaaaaat?
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:06 PM
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My mommy said not to put beans in my ears.
Reminds me of the time my little brother broke a crayon off in his ear, it was stuck in there for years and finally they flushed it out. He wasn't deaf after all. True story.
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Stay away from women like . . . nevermind . . .
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Whaaaaat?
http://annabananna11.blogspot.com/2008/02/len-chandler-beans-in-my-ears.html
http://www.yamelo.com/videoclip/c0_30656_the_serendipity_singers_beans_in_my_ears.html
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