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Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type No I can't swig that sweet champagne I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me But I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip Cause I'm a redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Victoria's Secret Well their stuff's real nice Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price And still look sexy Just as sexy As those models on TV No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me You might think I'm trashy A little too hard core But get in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door Hey I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I Said Hell Yeah Do you resemble anything in those lyrics?
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lol i thought you guys would like that one. i bought one when i got off work today. i bought the flowtron 1acre light for the price of the half acre since they were out of the smaller one. it also takes ocental cartriges to lure the skeetos in.
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My uncle had a zapper in his backyard when I was a kid. I still remember the way they would smoke and smell bad with all the bugs burning on it.
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The Captain Cook Hotel on Christmas Island (Republic of Kiribati, Central Pacific) has the biggest industrial strength bug zapper I have ever seen in a window in the dining room. Continuous little zaps from bugs, punctuated occasionally by a really loud and long ZZZZzzzzzaaaaappppppapppp when a gecko gets in there. A really big gecko (or a rat) will actually dim the lights.
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Bug zapper=not redneck
Bug zapper on the porch acting as the entertainment while you sit watching it and drinking beer=redneck, not that there's anything wrong with that. I used to live in Mississippi, and a bug zapper, some friends, and a case made for some good times.
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Somewhere, someone performed a test to see, exactly, what happens to the "remains" of a zapped bug... They found that the little bugger, when zapped and following his "explosion," would leave a ring of fried particles approx. 4-5 feet in diameter around the zapper. The bigger the bug being zapped, the bigger the fall-out zone... And you were eating in the dining room with an INDUSTRIAL SIZED ZAPPER? How did that fried protein taste going down?
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The EPA should study that. I see a need for cautions and regulations. Perhaps a Congressional hearing.
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Don't encourage them.
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Actually, I found the bug zapper by-products to be less dangerous than the green mayonnaise.... 3rd world level of sanitation is not what we're used to here...
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consider bat houses. They eat an enormous amount of mosquitos, less energy, etc.
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He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he's not responsible for what he's doing Cause his mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Sure does like his Falstaff beer, Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor; Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck; He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Well, M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck O is for the Oil I put on my hair T is for T-bird H is for Haggard E is for eggs, and R is for REDNECK. Up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Kicking hippies asses and raising hell. He's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Jerry Jeff Walker |
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With the first one, I donned my winter parka put the hood up and chased it to the basement where I trapped it with a tupperware container and called Animal Control who came and let it go. With the second one, I donned a hooded sweatshirt, knocked it to the ground with a broom, trapped it with a tupperware container end freed it in the backyard. #3 was chased in a t-shirt, boxers and the broom which I used for batting (HAH!) practice and hit a homer a couple times before it went to the big bat house in the sky. With #4-7 I was down to the boxers and a tennis racket. Dead, dead, dead, dead. I'm all for bats, as long as they are outside of my house. Somewhere between 4 and 7 I went around and filled any crack I deemed large enough with expanding foam. After 7 I filled every hole I could find with the foam. Oh, and #8 I found petrified and stuck in a rafter in the basement a couple of months ago while I was cleaning. He was never seen active. Probably one of those times she told me she heard one, I did a cursory search, found nothing and told her she was nuts.
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They pee in the batroom.
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I bet you don't have a bug problem though
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