Happiness is a tight penguin
 

These researchers obviously have not heard of Aklim.

Penguin had to take his car for engine repair.

The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong.

The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream.

When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car.

When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"

...or the term "Stump Broke." Ick.

Who would have thought. A always thought they were polar opposites.

I thought "Happiness is a tight kitty..." :D

Isn't that why Snoopy was always dancing? :confused:

Even a chimp can tell a joke like that!

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Yep...been there, done that! :cool:

I don't do the interspecies thing.

BFD, my dog tried to hump my leg countless times before we got him de-nutted. :D

Is it still beastiality if it's amongst "beasts"?

For God's sake, somebody call PETA! These damned seal HAVE to be stopped!

What was the seal's name anyhow? Randy?

Global Warming is to blame.....with temperatures rising it isn't surprising......

With temps a-rising it ain't surprising that a seal's apraising his neighbor the penguin. Ozone's a-pumping and Randy the seal's a-humping . . .

Man vs. Levi's. Man that would be a great commercial. Levi's when you want to get close to nature.

"Say, are those Levis stone washed?"

"No, they're spooged Levis."