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Old 05-12-2008, 10:51 PM
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Happiness is a tight penguin

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Old 05-12-2008, 10:59 PM
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These researchers obviously have not heard of Aklim.
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:01 PM
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Penguin had to take his car for engine repair.

The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong.

The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream.

When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car.

When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:27 AM
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These researchers obviously have not heard of Aklim.
...or the term "Stump Broke." Ick.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:43 AM
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Who would have thought. A always thought they were polar opposites.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:22 AM
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I thought "Happiness is a tight kitty..."

Isn't that why Snoopy was always dancing?
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:30 AM
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Even a chimp can tell a joke like that!

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Penguin had to take his car for engine repair.

The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong.

The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream.

When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car.

When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:38 AM
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"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated.
Yep...been there, done that!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:50 AM
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These researchers obviously have not heard of Aklim.
I don't do the interspecies thing.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:02 AM
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BFD, my dog tried to hump my leg countless times before we got him de-nutted.

Is it still beastiality if it's amongst "beasts"?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:11 AM
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For God's sake, somebody call PETA! These damned seal HAVE to be stopped!

What was the seal's name anyhow? Randy?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:12 AM
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Global Warming is to blame.....with temperatures rising it isn't surprising......
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:17 AM
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With temps a-rising it ain't surprising that a seal's apraising his neighbor the penguin. Ozone's a-pumping and Randy the seal's a-humping . . .
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:42 PM
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BFD, my dog tried to hump my leg countless times before we got him de-nutted.

Is it still beastiality if it's amongst "beasts"?
Man vs. Levi's. Man that would be a great commercial. Levi's when you want to get close to nature.
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:46 PM
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"Say, are those Levis stone washed?"

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