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Happiness is a tight penguin
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Penguin had to take his car for engine repair.
The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!" |
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...or the term "Stump Broke." Ick.
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Who would have thought. A always thought they were polar opposites.
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I thought "Happiness is a tight kitty..."
Isn't that why Snoopy was always dancing?
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Even a chimp can tell a joke like that!
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I don't do the interspecies thing.
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Is it still beastiality if it's amongst "beasts"?
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For God's sake, somebody call PETA! These damned seal HAVE to be stopped!
What was the seal's name anyhow? Randy?
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Global Warming is to blame.....with temperatures rising it isn't surprising......
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With temps a-rising it ain't surprising that a seal's apraising his neighbor the penguin. Ozone's a-pumping and Randy the seal's a-humping . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Man vs. Levi's. Man that would be a great commercial. Levi's when you want to get close to nature.
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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"Say, are those Levis stone washed?"
"No, they're spooged Levis."
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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