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ARVADA, Colo. (AP) — Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.

A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

The suspects also wore T-shirts and pants and were described as in their 20s. One had a left arm tattoo.

This raises a couple of questions:

Why thongs? Were they clean or soiled? Were they used by the bandits ONLY for the crime or did they wear them on other days? If the latter, did they wear them on themselves or did they use the other guy's thong?

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Probably because the witnesses were so fixated on the fact that these guys were wearing thongs over their faces that they failed to notice much else that could be used to describe/identify the robbers. Not a bad idea if there wasn't video.

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And here, I thought this thread was going to be about you railing on the mods for taking your Avatar down 'cause someone's fashion sensiblities were offended...

Silly me...

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I thought this was about some guy snatching panties. In the third floor of my building someone was stealing panties from the laundry room, the act of a desparate being.

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A friend of mine was paid $20 for a set of panties if she would pee on them. She was a stripper.

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Oh that's just wrong. Now I can see if you threw them across the room and they stuck on the wall that might warrant the 20.00. Hey this could be a new Olympic sport "Thong Toss." Might have to think about that for the next GTG.

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I think the crowds might get out of hand if you keep this up, Mistress. Shoot, Aklim would be driving down I know!

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Dunno but she paid $3 for them and she used the for a bit but sold them for $20. Wouldn't you if all you had to do was pee on your thongs?

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Shoot! For that I'd pee on MY thongs.

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That is an image I am going to scratch out of my mind

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