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House *and* sexy blond 42 y.o realtor for sale (pic's of woman incl.) FLA. Craigslist
this was on yahoo news today, I lost the link. It is for real. She gave up on dating sites and has been trying to sell the house for years, and has spawn that are 21 and 14 yo respectively, and the 14 y o said this was yucky to do but the 21 y o doesn't care.
Said she is inclined to a European guy, and open to relocate. West Palm is supposedly a rich area. This was on ebay for a while, but they took it down. They thought it was pimping. ***************** http://florence.en.craigslist.it/vac/725787925.html Marry a Princess Lost in America Create the Magic with this Fairy Tale Princess Traveling Lady in immediate need of her Prince Charming, someone who wants to share & create magical moments, imaginations & fantasies for LIFE!!! If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now PROPERTY INFORMATION Gated 24 hour manned community,Lush landscaping throughout the community & a newly updated clubhouse that offers swimming pools, hot tub, 4 tennis courts, 2 racket ball courts, sand volleyball court,children's playground and a fitness center with brand new equipment,& more! It's like living in a five star resort. This Dakotah model has a great room with vaulted ceilings and many windows that bring the outside in. This well maintained , impeccably clean home has neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile. The 1ST floor master suite has a double entry door & a master bath with double sinks, a soaking tub & an over sized shower stall. There is also a 1st floor Powder room. The second floor loft/media room overlooks the great room and leads to the 3 full size bedrooms, full bathroom. An extended terrace overlooks the garden. This is a fantastic buy, in a great location.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Kuan already put that on here yesterday. You never know what you'll find on the Internet these days.
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Nuff said.
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What if later, you wanted to keep just the house and wanted to get rid of . . . what kind of resale value would there be and what capital gains exposure might one face?
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Part of the property would have depreciated so the resale value from that part might be lowered. There could be multiple "gains" so you might end up paying more for those gains.
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Yeeesh, she looks like a lot of work. Pass.
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I'd work on her all day long
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She looks like that and she can't sell the house? She must be the worst r/e agent in the world.
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She's a Ho Ho Ho!
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You think THAT is "sexy?"
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Ho...
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Wierd.
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From that recent joke, if this one was a chenmical, she would be a "wealth dispersion agent"
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