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Old 07-15-2008, 04:50 PM
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The first I ever had was the worst. Above a French Navy bar in Toulon France. Bridgett Bardot she wasn't.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:10 AM
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The first I ever had was the worst. Above a French Navy bar in Toulon France. Bridgett Bardot she wasn't.
Those are the battles that have no awards for...I guess there are awards sometimes but hopefully something that a shot will take care of.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM
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Those are the battles that have no awards for...I guess there are awards sometimes but hopefully something that a shot will take care of.
Big day for me it was! Not only for the obvious, but it was the day I reported to my ship.
After a night of drinking at least I didn't drop my seabag overboard climbing up the gangway.
Fortunately, the only thing I took away from that interlude was the memory.
Sick Bay had a cure, but I think you got restricted to the ship for 30 days as NJP for that kind of thing. But I never had to find that out.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:25 PM
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Sick Bay had a cure, but I think you got restricted to the ship for 30 days as NJP for that kind of thing. But I never had to find that out.
Varied by captain, I guess. On my ship the captain liked his boys pure in heart and soul. A venereal disease was an admission of guilt. 30 days + forfeiture of some proportion of pay, IIRC. Glad I never got nuthin.

There was a whole squad of marines that all got the clap from the same entertainment center -- all got hard duty -- worked in the engineroom with us snipes. We're like, "I work here for a living and the marines call it hard duty? Crap!"
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:27 PM
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:30 PM
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What I find most interesting here is that the woman is being charged but we haven't heard a damn thing about the man involved. I guess in Muslim nations any sin is clearly the fault of the woman.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:31 PM
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What I find most interesting here is that the woman is being charged but we haven't heard a damn thing about the man involved. I guess in Muslim nations any sin is clearly the fault of the woman.
Its a bbc sympathy report. The man would be subject to the same charges, unless he wasn't drunk and didn't allegedly assault the cop.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:39 PM
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Is everyone overlooking the indecent exposure, public drunk and assault of a police officer charges? That's pretty standard stuff in most jurisdictions.
Having said that- thank you very much and have a nice day. When in Rome folks....Obviously, that woman is not the brightest crayon in the box, nor is she the sharpest knife in the drawyer. Idiot woman.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:40 PM
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Say, has anyone ever been to the Dubai? some of the pictures of it are literally jaw dropping. Is it much of a tourist destinatiion, once you've seen all the buildings and construction?
Obviously, it's not Club Med, but is there much for an Ugly American to do there? Or a handsome one?

Anyone?
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:45 PM
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:48 PM
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something I hope my brothers don't teach my little boy.
LOL, let me know how that works out for you. They are probably writing a Cliff Notes version for your kid as we speak.
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:51 PM
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Say, has anyone ever been to the Dubai? some of the pictures of it are literally jaw dropping. Is it much of a tourist destinatiion, once you've seen all the buildings and construction?
Obviously, it's not Club Med, but is there much for an Ugly American to do there? Or a handsome one?

Anyone?
I have a friend that is there now, serving in the USAF. Loves it. I post more when he/I get back in a few weeks and I can ask him details (not about his duty, of course).
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It means she is obtuse , compared to her peers/contemporaries.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:39 PM
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It means she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Or maybe a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
She's all foam, no beer.
Maybe she's as smart as bait, or else her chimney's clogged.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
If her brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Perhaps her cheese slid off the cracker, or her elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
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