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MTI 07-18-2008 03:42 PM
Why Animals Shouldn't Talk
 
From Those Wacky Satirist At "The New Yorker"

“What the hell is wrong with these people?”

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2008...17521_p465.jpg

TX76513 07-18-2008 04:07 PM
Some animals it probably would be OK - but never sheep, sheep lie!

Mistress 07-18-2008 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TX76513 (Post 1913660)
Some animals it probably would be OK - but never sheep, sheep lie!
I heard that sheep lie, like a rug.

Carleton Hughes 07-18-2008 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1913677)
I heard that sheep lie, like a rug.
They'll also fleece you if you don't watch out.

Kuan 07-18-2008 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1913750)
They'll also fleece you if you don't watch out.
But first they pull the wool over your eyes.

MTI 07-18-2008 06:38 PM
and leave you stuck with three bags full of . . . virgin wool, yeah right.

Mistress 07-19-2008 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by MTI (Post 1913773)
and leave you stuck with three bags full of . . . virgin wool, yeah right.
Well if there is more than one sheep in the room, SOMEONE isn't a virgin. Unless her name is Dolly and they made her in the Easy Bake oven using some cloning tool.


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