Friends Vs. Military Friends
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up... but hey, that **** was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and Hope for the tag team. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!! FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. FRIENDS: Will ignore this MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends. |
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"MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!" My buddy told me that one when I was pretty smashed.:D You better drink that... |
OUTSTANDING! And true, oh so g** damn true!
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