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Old 07-19-2008, 12:59 PM
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Friends Vs. Military Friends

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about
the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one
is late for the ride home.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally
points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed
up...
but hey, that **** was fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your
vagina.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
them alone.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and
Hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the
bar.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you
on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
sorry you couldn't come.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste.

That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after
taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes
later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.

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Old 07-19-2008, 02:06 PM
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What knockers!
 
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Done.
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Old 07-19-2008, 02:57 PM
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"MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste.

That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!"


My buddy told me that one when I was pretty smashed. You better drink that...
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:40 PM
waterboarding w/medmech
 
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OUTSTANDING! And true, oh so g** damn true!

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