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Old 07-20-2008, 04:39 PM
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My birthday weekend & a wild afternoon; Date spewed in Ol' Turbo

Note to self: No food, sitting out in the sun, and drinking games = Decorated interior.

It was a wonderful Saturday afternoon out on the lake. I brought along a very attractive friend of mine from school that I'm slowly working taking the next step. We had about 8 friends on board celebrating my 22nd birthday. Woo!

The game was called "quarters" and it involves trying to bounce a quarter into a small glass. I had never played, but did very well. My date, on the other hand, did not. She seemed okay, but things went downhill very fast.

Everything was fine until the beginning our 30 minute drive home. I was given very sharp orders to pull over, needless to say I quickly obliged. She opened the door, clumsily got to her feet, gagged, then fell into the ditch and threw up all over herself. (lovely) I pulled her back into the car and reclined the seat; she quickly passed out. Little did I know that first round was only the appetizer.

A second salvo followed while she was unconscious, and it came with incredible high velocity. Unfortunately, her head was facing me, and the contents of her stomach were distributed everywhere from the driver's side window, my entire body (including my right ear), both front seats, the center console, the rear floor, and, of course, all over herself.

Happy birthday to me! I had to cancel my dinner plans to babysit her, but I also acknowledge my partial responsibility. When she woke up about 3 hours later on my futon, she apologized profusely, saying this was the most humiliated she's ever been her entire life.

I played it off as not a big deal, hopefully earning me brownie points. I did some cleaning last night and this morning, but I'm letting the detail shop to the brunt work on Monday.

The funniest moment was when I pulled up to the toll booth operator. The look of shock on her face when I rolled down the window was priceless.

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Old 07-20-2008, 05:27 PM
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Oh God thats awfull, you better get some serious loving out of that!

A few years ago right after one of my friends turned 21 we went bowling. He was drinking like a fish, and we were all like dude slow down. As we were leaving he comes walking out with a new pitcher of beer. Were like dude were living WTF are you doing? So he killed it in 5 minutes! One of the girls that was with us brought him home since she lived close to him. On his way home he booted all over the dash of her new Camry. She was ready to stab him.


The second one happend about a month ago to one of my friends who doesn't know his limits. He had a salad than started pounding double Jack & Cokes. On the parkway he stuck his head out of the window and booted all over the side of my friends truck, and got some splatter inside. He had to cough up $200 for a detail of that truck.
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Old 07-20-2008, 05:38 PM
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Sorry Tyler. Sounds like you learned a hard lesson about watching out for your date. Hopefully there won't be any reminders of the event on the next scorching hot day.

If you like her, play it cool and don't "rub her face in it" or even joke about it. Sounds like she's adequetely humiliated already.

Taking care of the ladies during moments of weakness and embarrassment always earns points.

EDIT: Oh Yeah ... Happy 22nd Birthday!!!!! I already know it was one to remember!!!
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Are you sure she wasn't pregnant?
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:07 PM
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Kerry, Kerry, Kerry.... Do you want pictures to prove it? Do you really?

I still have some stains, but luckily she didn't have much to eat that day.
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:44 PM
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Are you sure she wasn't pregnant?
Ugh ohh...shouldn't have went to that party.
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:47 PM
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Never heard of quarters?! I would've thought there's not much else to do in Kansas .

BTW, I recommend you park it in a garage and use a black light to make sure you get everything. Puke smell doesn't age well. (Also, Nature's Miracle, available at pet stores is a great organic stain remover).
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:52 PM
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Virtual cleaner will suffice.
Hint: Remember the lesbian waitress.
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:11 PM
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Oh God thats awfull, you better get some serious loving out of that!
That's what I was thinking! It's payback time.
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:38 PM
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Dude, two words: Baking Soda

One of my friends from college did the same thing but in my brand new Chevy. It took a few boxes of Arm & Hammer to get the acid out of the seats, carpet, etc. She told me that she "Christened the car"
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:44 AM
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Virtual cleaner will suffice.
Hint: Remember the lesbian waitress.
Well, that was true. Only very little exaggeration, then some creativity quickly months later because I was bored flushed out by kerry. I swear on the timing chains of both my benzes.

You can tell when I'm lying, obviously, because I'm horrible at it. This story, unfortunately, is very true.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:52 AM
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I'll never understand why people think its so fun to drink until they "spew" all over the place. Oh well, to each their own I guess.

My idea of a good time is cruising a country road listening to the BBC news.....or going camping with my lovely....no beer needed.

And I'm 22. ......leading the lifestyle of a 48 year old.
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Wow, what a bummer! Had that happen to me in high school. It was in my buddy's car though, and I never saw her again.
One thing to remember is always get the booter on their side. Too many people have "pulmonary edema" on their death certificate from passing out on their back and throwing up. (Jimi Hendrix and Keith Moon come to mind IIRC)
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I know it was an accident on her part, but hey, SHE SCREWED UP! Did she even offer to pay to have your car detailed? If not, why not? I think you stated she's NOT your girlfriend, just a friend. If I blew chunks all over a friends classic Mercedes, I would sure as hell pay to have it cleaned...
She's not blaming you, for her drinking too much is she? If she is, she should grow up and take responsibility.

You should present HER with the BILL for her bodily fluid clean-up!
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I don't know how the carpet is made in your car, but in all of my Volvos, I always pull the seats when I get them, pull the carpet and scrub the heck out of the carpet, and hose it down. I then hang it up to dry for a couple days and they always come out so nice.

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