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Use a Dictionary much?

Apparently, this guy doesn't.

http://houston.craigslist.org/car/767570958.html

Mmmm.... Oldsmobile Cutlets....

Spellcheck caught it.

That and great gas "millage."

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Originally Posted by H-townbenzoboy (Post 1920293)

...Oldsmobile Cutlets...

Previous owner was a butcher...

...stuff like this ensures plenty of fresh material for Jay Leno's "Headlines"!

I wonder if he did that on porpus.

I'm wondering if pork cutlets and flour from the mill come with it.

I once got a ticket in my Buick Century. On the ticket, the officer wrote that I had a Buick Sentry.

And then you have people who have emissions trouble when their cadillac convertors go out, or a car that won't start because of a bad cylinoid. There are many more.

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Originally Posted by Skippy (Post 1921147)

I once got a ticket in my Buick Century. On the ticket, the officer wrote that I had a Buick Sentry.

I got a better one. On I94, some motorcyclist hit a deer and died. Well the clowns were there. One of them saw where the deer went in the ditch and it was moving so he proceeded to kill it before it got up and ran across the road again. He got his shotgun and it was evening. Stood on top of the deer. I asked if he needed help holding the flashlight. He said no. So far so good. BANG! Incredibly, he missed the deer. This time he said "Why don't you hold the flashlight.". At this point he hit the deer. :rolleyes::rolleyes:Standing on top of the deer and one hand on the shotgun and you can't hit the deer? To serve and protect? Wow! I feel so safe. Serve and protect what? The donuts shop?