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Old 07-26-2008, 10:10 PM
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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

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Old 07-26-2008, 10:14 PM
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Damn glad I didn't have a mouth full of anything when I read that one.

LMAO !!!
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Good one!
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:15 PM
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I was a little concerned for a small moment.
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Old 07-26-2008, 11:06 PM
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Lmaso!!........:d
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:18 AM
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That is a funny joke. I haven't laughed like that to myself in quite a while.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:33 AM
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And he was driving an M.G. Midget.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:59 AM
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Are your sure it wasn't an Austin Healey Sprite?

Good one. Were you watching the Seinfeld episode last night with midgets in it?
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:32 AM
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Are your sure it wasn't an Austin Healey Sprite?
What's the difference?
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:28 AM
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Sprites are insulted if you call them midgets.
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:34 AM
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That was good.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:14 AM
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Are your sure it wasn't an Austin Healey Sprite?

Good one. Were you watching the Seinfeld episode last night with midgets in it?

Might have been a Goggomobil.

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Old 07-27-2008, 01:18 PM
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sprites are insulted if you call them midgets.
lmao
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