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Old 07-30-2008, 09:18 AM
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>> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
>> by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
>> Illustrated by Michael Moore
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>> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
>> by Hillary Clinton
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>> By Bill Clinton
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>> MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
>> by Osama Bin Laden
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>> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
>> by Bill Gates
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>> THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
>> by Dennis Rodman
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>> THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
>> by Al Gore & John Kerry
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>> AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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>> A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
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>> ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:22 AM
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Here's two of my favorites:

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Old 07-30-2008, 10:15 AM
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When I heard that joke, the four shortest books in history were all racial in nature. I think I can name "German Comedians" and "Italian War Heroes" here, but the other two just aren't going to fly.
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:28 AM
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When I heard that joke, the four shortest books in history were all racial in nature. I think I can name "German Comedians" and "Italian War Heroes" here, but the other two just aren't going to fly.
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:41 AM
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When I heard that joke, the four shortest books in history were all racial in nature. I think I can name "German Comedians" and "Italian War Heroes" here, but the other two just aren't going to fly.
Famous Jewish Astronauts and Top Black Yachting greats. Just have to desensitize the wording - the original titles wouldn't fly
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:47 AM
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:49 AM
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Famous Jewish Astronauts and Top Black Yachting greats. Just have to desensitize the wording - the original titles wouldn't fly
Yeah, those were close enough for government work
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Profiles In Courage in the French Army

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Old 07-30-2008, 11:20 AM
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