Fake Boobs
 

AND narrow,manly hips.NOT my cup of joy old Sport........

I don't care. As long as they are not pancake boobs which have a chance of developing yeast where it sags, I'm good. I like perky B cups and up

yeah she's kinda not covering the right spots :p

girl I work with bought some new boobs... She showed me the before and after.That was the most fun I had while bathing suit shopping.. giggity

Great marketing for the seller. Definitely silicone low profile. Nicely done.

No complaints from me . . . .

She'll work for me - I like 'em skinny.

He must be a manly man: 31x32 jeans......

Here we go. These are real.

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Element Symbol:
Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass:
Accepted at 44.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg.

Occurrences:
Copious , seen in most areas of the world..

Physical Properties:
Upper surfaces usually covered in powder or thin paint film.

Often boils at room temperature.

Freezes for no known reason.

Melts if given treatment.

Bitter if incorrectly used.

Found in various states from virgin to common .

Yields to sustained pressure if applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by careful saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

6. Some specimens contaminated with silicone.

Common Uses:
Highly ornamental, often used in sports cars, yachts, castles, and other exotic areas.

Can be a great aid to relaxation especially if there has been no aging..

Can be very effective cleaning agent ..older specimens tend to be better at this.

Tests on WO:

1. Pure specimens turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2.Usually illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

3. May disappear if identical specimen tries to occupy the same space.

Environmental Considerations:

Never allow one to escape into areas of high commercial activity.

Often restricted in places such as Hatton Garden or Tiffany's .

Has been known to leak when stressed.

Some specimens have parts missing .

May give off loud noise if contained.

Can be unpredictable...can sometimes try to change into =Ma

Other handling considerations:

Inadvisable to dig one up again if it has been buried.

Exists in any form from 1 to 10 although the high numerical ratings very rare..

Likes to be with other specimens in areas where copious reflecting surfaces are found.

Exotic specimens can become unstable if not subjected to exposure.

Rare specimens can often collapse in value in a short time.

Not always ideal for long term quality investment.

No specimens have ever increased in value after careful aging.

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Who cares if they are real or not. The guy with her won't have to worry about pillows.

aw well isn't she cute.

Nasty gross freak! When she's fourty years old, she'll be dragging those things behind her. You guys think those look sexy? Freak show...:eek:

That's a long ways from now.