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See if you know the answer...
If 1-1/2 chickens laid 1-1/2 eggs in 1-1/2 days. How long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
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2 inches, because there are no bones in ice cream.
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dont know, but jimmy won't like the tdt thing
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Or the fact that Chilcutt didn't use the search function to find the answer.
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Chad 2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE 1998 Acura 3.0 CL OBK#44 "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) SOLD 1985 300TD - Red Dragon 1986 300SDL - Coda 1991 - 300TE 1995 - E320 1985 300CD - Gladys |
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Quote:
or Answer 2: It rhymes with Orange. "Netflicks! Over one-billion movies delivered with no late fees!"
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. . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~ |
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A fish.
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more
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53 and 3 quarters.
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garlic dill, or regular ?
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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10,1 to paint the lightbulb and 9 to endlessly debate why it wasn't depicted according to the current socio-economic climate.
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why does a therapist always answer a question with a question with a question?
(this one's really old, and has a racist variant which we will avoid) |
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Horsebreeder has a cute little colt that had a cold.
Guy checks in on the colt and asks if he's feeling better. colt sez"Neigh...I'm a little hoarse". |
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"25 or 6 to 4"
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. . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~ |
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...∞...
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