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Old 08-07-2008, 09:44 PM
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If 1-1/2 chickens laid 1-1/2 eggs in 1-1/2 days. How long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:52 PM
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:56 PM
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dont know, but jimmy won't like the tdt thing
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:58 PM
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dont know, but jimmy won't like the tdt thing
Or the fact that Chilcutt didn't use the search function to find the answer.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:14 PM
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If 1-1/2 chickens laid 1-1/2 eggs in 1-1/2 days. How long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
Answer 1: 23

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Answer 2: It rhymes with Orange.

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Old 08-07-2008, 10:41 PM
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:43 PM
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:54 PM
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garlic dill, or regular ?
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:13 PM
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10,1 to paint the lightbulb and 9 to endlessly debate why it wasn't depicted according to the current socio-economic climate.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:00 AM
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why does a therapist always answer a question with a question with a question?

(this one's really old, and has a racist variant which we will avoid)
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:29 AM
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Horsebreeder has a cute little colt that had a cold.

Guy checks in on the colt and asks if he's feeling better.
colt sez"Neigh...I'm a little hoarse".
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:17 AM
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