First hint:

Bag of frozen peas in the nether region.

Uhhh,you shot peas out of your A**hole?

According to Forrest Gump, nothin' goes together better than peas and carrots...

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Jonathan

2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

snip snip ?

vasectomy? sex change? (excuse me, gender re-assignment)

Sounds pea-culiar.

That's what I was thinking.

You're a good husband. It's much easier to do this on men than it is for women.

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

Got kicked in the nuts?

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

well, it is hard to find uh testicles on a woman

You bought another Ferrari and the Little Missus found out while she was putting away groceries?

Bag of frozen peas in the nether region.

Shoplifted?

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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."

You always said if she found out you were cheating, that she would cut "them" off!

They weren't very big anyway. Not much to miss...

I have a bottle of Bar Keepers Best Friend and a 3m blending pad on my desk...

Yip

Not bad, just a little sore but due to the neck issue I have plenty of happy pills.