Hey, here's your opportunity. Today Howard Stern had 21 year old Natalie Dean on his show. Natalie is auctioning off her virginity at the Bunny Ranch.

What a wacky world!

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Been to Sheri's and the Chicken Ranch for a tour but either way, I'm not interested in this virgin. I don't want to play "teacher".

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Who is going to reimburse the guy for all that time he is going to spend on training?

Hopefully, the so called winner, will be a virgin himself, or else he ought to demand a training reimbursement..

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I agree with Aklim!!!
When I was younger a virgin was OK, I was just happy to be getting some. Was not too worried about the quality of the lovins.
Now a-days it is very important. Last thing I want to do is to be teaching!
Give me an experienced lover that knows what she is doing and does it, any day over a women that does not know.

PS - I do not pay for it!

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Oh great. The blind leading the blind. Here is a good joke about it.

A couple of newly weds decide to go to the "Honeymoon Suite" to celebrate their wedding.

Girl: I have something to tell you. In spite of what I said, I am really a virgin.
Boy: No kidding. I am too.

Well, they decide to give it a whack. Just then, the lights went out. Not to be detered, they decided to try doing it in the dark. They seemed to be having problems.

Girl: It's too big
Boy: It's too small

Just then the lights came back on and the girl was trying to hump the bedpost and they boy was trying to hump the keyhole.

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One way or the other, you are paying for it.

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Well, don't hold out on us D; How much did you bid?

I'd be willing to bet she's not!

Tom W

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

I'm not saying. I don't want to tip my hand.

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I would agree on that.

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I think her sister is a hooker. She was on Howard's show, too. I don't get the whole "I'm a-virgin" thing, but I guess she's hoping that enough high rollers will to bid up the price.

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Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Without looking at a pic of her, how would we know? And more to the point, how would the buyer know?

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Some guys like to be the first to plant the flag there and they go to say Thailand and pay a premium for that "privilege"

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Uh, who is Natalie Dean?

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Natalie Dylan not Dean.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212170899.shtml

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