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Old 09-10-2008, 06:18 PM
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How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a new file on your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better? GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

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Old 09-10-2008, 06:20 PM
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Boy, ain't you got anything to say except something bad about Obama? Contribute something of value. Anything.

Sheesh.

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Old 09-10-2008, 09:19 PM
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I thought it was damn funny.
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:20 PM
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^^^I did too, LOL.
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:30 PM
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Thats pretty funny!
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:31 PM
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Let's all do Pelosi tomorrow... So to speak...
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:04 AM
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1. Open a new file on your computer.

2. Name it "George Bush"...
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:16 AM
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1. Open a new file on your computer.

2. Name it "George Bush"...
Set for auto-delete 11/4/08...
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:20 AM
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Set for auto-delete 11/4/08...
Officially, more like 01/21/09...
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:43 AM
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Officially, more like 01/21/09...
I thought it was 1/20/09. (I remember the date because it is my son's birthday) I used to see bumper stickers a few years back with only that date on it. I liked them.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:50 AM
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It's a good day when you wake up on this side of the grass and everything is going in the right direction...and you can still wear high heels.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:53 AM
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I thought it was 1/20/09. (I remember the date because it is my son's birthday) I used to see bumper stickers a few years back with only that date on it. I liked them.
01/21 is the official Inaguration Day, but I'm never quite sure if the newly sworn in Commander-in-Chief" starts doing presidential stuff on the 21st or 22nd...and does the outgoing President vacate the White House on the 20th or the 21st?
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:56 AM
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...and you can still wear high heels.
My wife can't anymore...knee and back problems. Bummer, since I was always enamored by women who sported a nice pair of f-me pumps!

She rocked a sizeable collection of 3-inch Proxys when I met her...
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It's a good day when you wake up on this side of the grass and everything is going in the right direction...and you can still wear high heels.
Oh, god, you're not kidding. If I had to quit wearing high heels, I don't know WHAT I'd do . . . .
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Oh, god, you're not kidding. If I had to quit wearing high heels, I don't know WHAT I'd do . . . .
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