http://colombiareports.com/colombian-news/trivia/1913-donkey-brothel-fares-well.html

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Heard in passing near the establishment: "Ah donkeys, you can't live with em..."

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-Marty

1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html

I could use a piece of "Tang" right about NOW.

I've never been so horny that a donkey will work.

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03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
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04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

There was that rhyme that went:

Once you try black
You'll never go back.

Now their rhyme will be:

Once you try donkey
You'll never go honkey.

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05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
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04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

thanks for that Carlton.

The donkeys' services cost in between 10,000 to 20,000 pesos depending on the time used and the toys used to make the donkey move in a more sensual way.

How does one make a donkey move in a more sensual way?

The animals do not only please the average man's needs.

So the average Colombian man is into bestiality? Would they go for male donkeys or female ones? Do they do menage e trios with donkeys? What about women?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Maybe they got the fear of God scared into them because there are too many Lorena Bobbitts in that part of the world. Colombia is *RIGHT* on the border with Ecuador..

So maybe they think it would be safer, quien sabe?


WIKI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

John Wayne Bobbitt (born March 23, 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Leonor Bobbitt (née Gallo) (born 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, made famous for a 1993 incident in which Lorena cut off John's penis with a kitchen knife.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

I'm gonna open one featuring porno films and raw liver.

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

are you fu@#$ng serious? !


rather.... are you seriously fu@#$ng ?!

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It's not that bad. I just hate having to run all the way around to the front to kiss them afterward.

You gotta quit that @ss kissing.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

No donkey's for me! Now if they had goats...

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Mike

90 300D 511k
95 C280 133k
14 BMW 528i

Hey can I burro ten bucks so I can get laid?

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

In 1994, John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis)

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow