Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts
A men's magazine has lost a shipment of 130,000 inflatable breasts en route to Australia.

Last Updated: 12:00PM GMT 02 Dec 2008
The breasts, worth £100,000, were planned to be a free gift in Ralph magazine - but vanished before arriving at their destination.
A spokeswoman said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities but the breasts need to turn up in the next 48 hours to make the January issue.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone with information to contact the magazine, saying: "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are.
"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know. We want our boobs back."
The Maritime Safety Authority said it had no information on any lost consignment.

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Ah... hah hah! They're probably floating around somewhere!

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Naah,It's likely they were grabbed by some cross-dressing Malay pirates who double as "massage"and "glory hole"attendants during off season.

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Buncha boobs, anyway.

Headed for the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, no doubt...

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Chinese breasts!Ahhh,the Melamine'll make'em leak in 2 days.

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