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cause the grass tickles their nutz.

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82 Mercedes 300CD 252k......slow ride

82 mercedes 300 SD...mi Unknown
83 Mercedes 300D ????ksniff..gone too
84 Mercedes 300D 148k........SOLD
85 Mercedes 300TD 386k and holding some one elses project

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

he French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at
the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland .. I am ringing to inform you that
we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!'

'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army?'

'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, me
Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from
the pub. That makes eleven!'

Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army
waiting to move on my command.'

'Begorra!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still
on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.

'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'

Sarkozy sighs amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy that I have 6,000 tanks and
5,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000
since we last spoke.'

'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.'

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still
on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie
McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'


Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell
you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military
basesare surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since
we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. 'Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'

'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'

'Well,' says Paddy, 'we had a long chat over Guinness and crisps,
and we decided there is no damn way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.'

whats green, three miles long, and has an a**hole every five feet

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'46 Cushman Scooter
'41 Ford 9N tractor

St Patricks Day Parade

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very good, whats green and stays out all night

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'71 Triumph TR6
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'41 Ford 9N tractor

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp" What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender..
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little jerk, O'Conner," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

That I did," said Paddy.. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

Patty O'Furniture

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2 for 2, why do the Arabs have oil and the Irish have potatos

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The Irish had first pick.

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

An old Irishman named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?”

Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there's a new fella opened a church down the lane a bit, and I don't know what kinda religion he's practicing. Maybe he'll do something for the poor creature.”

Muldoon's eyes brighten. and he gets excited and says, “I’ll go right away Father. But do ya think $3,000 is enough for the service?”

Father Patrick grabbed Muldoon by the arm and exclaimed,
“Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic