Fla. Student Suspended from Bus for Passing Gas
AP News

LAKELAND, Fla. – An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
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Information from: The Ledger, http://www.theledger.com

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Wow....I'm not sure what to say. Hahaha. "Hard to breathe"....so apparently this bus had no windows nor ventilation systems....and that kid must have had some bowels to fill an entire school bus with a fart smog.

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That's some serious windage!

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'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Swamp, you do know there is a flatulence ap on the iphone...

The denier is the supplier.

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From the great Boley & Wilson duo.

The Fart Song.
(cir. Early 80s. Dallas TX):

What kind of world do we live in?
Oh, how can it be such a bore?

They’re taking away simple pleasures.
When a fart can’t be funny any more.

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Suspended?


Man lock me up and put me away, last week I dropped a bomb in a hallway and heard the heard some people come through the affected area start making comments about my Post Pad Thai aroma.

I'm in tears laughing about it right now.

is this a joke?

I cant stop laughing

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1977 300D(211k)

just blame the school cafeteria, that'll get him off the hook -

It was the mystery meat!!

I dropped a real bomb one day helping out a guy who ended up being my boss, when I asked why he hired me on, after nuking the poor ba5tard like I did, he responded, 'A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is a man to hire' Of course, through the years his revenge was tenfold.

X2.

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I understand the military wants to contact you about a job as a tactictal chemical weapons expert....

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And, No !!
I will NOT offer him a ride to Washington.

- Shelby

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Shel- you could use him as an afterburner....

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the trick is if you dont want to get caught just drop the bomb in the stink bait section at wal mart or bass pro shops or the seafood dept in a grocery store. If its a clothing store... oh man

Al Gore has demanded that this offender be locked away with ManBearPig as a main cause of global warming...

Seriously, have we become that intolerant a society that a person cannot even fart without repercussions? Maybe they should just give the kid a bic lighter and make him use it...

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