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03-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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Uncommon Wisdoms of the Ages
1. No matter how careful you are, the tomato sauce will always get on your new shirt.
feel free to add you own...
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03-26-2009, 06:52 PM
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Murphy was an optimist.....
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Palangi 2004 C240 Wagon 203.261 Baby Benz 2008 ML320 CDI Highway Cruiser 2006 Toyota Prius, Saving the Planet @ 48 mpg 2000 F-150, Destroying the Planet @ 20 mpg TRUMP .......... WHITEHOUSE HILLARY .........JAILHOUSE BERNIE .......... NUTHOUSE 0BAMA .......... OUTHOUSE Last edited by Palangi; 03-26-2009 at 07:17 PM.
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03-26-2009, 06:56 PM
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When tightening head bolts or pretty much and kind of screws....
What happens after to tight? To loose!
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 1983 Toyota Tercel 4WD Wagon - 1984 Mercedes-Benz 300SD 4-Speed(My Car!) 2005 C230 Kompressor 6-Speed Manual
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03-26-2009, 07:24 PM
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If you drop a part it will fall into the most difficult place to get to, or the place that will make the most noise if you leave it there.
AND It will be a custom difficult part to replace.
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KLK, MCSE 1990 500SL I was always taught to respect my elders. I don't have to respect too many people anymore.
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03-26-2009, 10:54 PM
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If a story contains the words "... and then the bag broke...", it will not have a happy ending.
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1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles 2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed 2005 Toyota Sienna 2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible 1999 Toyota Tacoma
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03-26-2009, 10:59 PM
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If it was an Engineer that drew the print, it is guaranteed to be wrong
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 1987 560SL85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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03-27-2009, 01:14 AM
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Whenever you demonstrate a broken appliance to a repairman, it will work perfectly...
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03-27-2009, 07:28 AM
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When you are showing off a major accomplishment to people someone will always start pointing out its flaws.
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03-27-2009, 08:35 AM
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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke 99 E300 Turbodiesel 91 Vette with 383 motor 05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI 06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow 04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler 11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow
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03-27-2009, 08:43 AM
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From the new product design/manufacturing team,
"No design will survive it's initial product run" If you've ever been involved with designing and manufacturing a new product, you know what I am talking about. The most carefully designed product on the blue print will always have that "glitch" which shows up AFTER the manufacturing phase. "Whaddya mean you cant insert that mounting screw once you put those other 300 parts together?" "Well, no big deal, we'll just enlarge this hole here, means we need to move these traces over here, gotta move that row of caps, hmmm, they're a little too close to that heat sink so we'll....." Probably goes all the way back to the invention of the first spear head, "Now, if we put a point on each end of the stick then can have two pointy ends" Last edited by Mike D; 03-27-2009 at 08:55 AM.
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03-27-2009, 10:00 AM
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No matter how hard I try, I always end up in the slowest line....
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Current: 2014 VW Tiguan SEL 4Motion 43,000 miles. 2016 Hyundai Santa Fe Sport (wife's). Past: 2006 Jetta TDI 135,970 miles. Sold Nov. '13. 1995 E-320 Special Edition. 220,200 miles. Sold Sept. '07. 1987 190-E 16 valve. 153,000 miles. Sold Feb. '06. 1980 300-D 225,000 miles. Donated to the National Kidney Foundation. 1980 240-D manual, 297,500 miles. Totaled by inattentive driver.
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03-27-2009, 11:17 AM
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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke 99 E300 Turbodiesel 91 Vette with 383 motor 05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI 06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow 04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler 11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow
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