musician jokes
 

How do you get the guitar player off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless

What is the definition of 'perfect pitch'?
When you throw the banjo in the dumpster and it lands on the accordian

What the difference between a banjo player and a frog, hitchhiking on the road?
The frog might be on his way to a gig