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My preschooler the back seat driver
G: Daddy, that sign says 55
K: Yep G: The speed limit is 55 K: Yep you're right G: You're going faster than 55, you're going more than 60 K: Well I don't want to slow traffic G: You need to follow the rules or you will get a ticket K: I'm going the same speed as everyone else G: They're all breaking the rules. Just because they do it doesn't mean you have to do it. K: ?!?!?!??!
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Your preschooler is unfortunately too young to understand the difference between a victimless crime and a victim-crime
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Place the shoe on the other foot. You take the back seat, let him drive, and you critique him.
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Heh yeah, it's not a matter of victimless crimes or whatever, it's trying to be consistent and setting the example. I'm moving his car seat back to behind me from now.
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Putting him behind you isn't the answer.
If you want to set an example DON"T SPEED!! Your only saving 30 seconds on your drive anyway, if that, by speeding. Danny
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It's hard to do when everyone in the slow lane is doing 65 in a 55.
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In a few years it will be,
G: you should have turned there daddy its faster. K: I know where I'm going G: but mommy goes that way K: but daddy goes this way G: I like the way mommy goes K: *^%^&&^%**(((*&(*&%% G: I'm going to tell mommy. |
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(how many of you old farts remember where THAT is from?) |
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Your preschooler displays very advanced logic and conceptual thinking skills. You should be very proud.
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Kuan thats great and thanks for sharing this. Something tells me he's going to grow up and be a Highway Patrolman.....
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My son used to nark me out to the wife.
"Mom, dad was doing 68 and the speed limit was 65!"
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I got a good laugh from that! So true! So true!
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In "Raising Arizona", John Goodman placed a child strapped in a baby seat on the roof of his station wagon. Just a thought.
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Just got it again from the 4 year old
Daughter - Daddy, wasn't that a stop sign? Daddy - Yes honey, but this is a diesel
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