Ouch.....let me guess, she was selling petri dishes that photosynthesized on their own...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

She grew up in a rural setting where unproductive or troublesome animals were eaten. That's a good thing to keep in mind when dealing with the little woman. Also, end sentences with Yassum!

She was selling a convection oven for raccoons and oppossums?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Nahhh! Ya don't put 'coons and possums in the OVEN! Ya just leave them lying on the blacktop and solar cook 'em!

You don't really think those markings on jerky are manufacturer's marks do you? Isn't it amazing how much they resemble the tread pattern on Goodyear tires?

Note to self: don't eat the jerky......

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

That's ****** funny right there folks!

Seems to me there was a book out a while ago that advocated putting the roadkill in the freezer with the fur on, saved on freezer burn. The part about cooking on the engine manifold while driving wasn't real specific on how long to drive per pound... I can cook a mean hotdog on a V8 manifold. 8-)

She just wants your purchase order. If she finds out you don't have one then it is over.

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1998 C230 330,000 miles (currently dead of second failed EIS, yours will fail too, turning you into the dealer's personal human cash machine)
1988 F150 144,000 miles (leaks all the colors of the rainbow)
Previous stars: 1981 Brava 210,000 miles, 1978 128 150,000 miles, 1977 B200 Van 175,000 miles, 1972 Vega (great, if rusty, car), 1972 Celica, 1986.5 Supra

Awww, say it ain't so! You mean there ain't no love possible between a sharp-dressing bright, good lookin', ambitious and charming saleswoman and a middle-aged, married botanist with coffee breath? How dare you?

B

Oh man, that's cold.

I have been tempted by similar situations before.

I just keep telling myself..."don't forget, Tom, there's no fool like an old fool!"

Take a deep breath, walk around the block and try to forget the image...

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Flavored coffee?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Image? Don't forget that she smelled pretty good as well..

A pretty girl went to the HR dept to complain about sexual harrassment and the HR person asked her what the problem was.

Girl: My co worker, John Smith said my hair smelled pretty good
HR: What's wrong with that?
Girl: John Smith is a midget.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow