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Botnst 04-15-2009 10:15 PM
Met a salesman today
 
More accurately, "saleswoman." She knew her ... material inside-out, understood exactly what my working group does, and was trying to sell me on her company's solution. I was thoroughly bedazzled. She fondled my brain in public. OMG. I wish I was looking for her product to buy.

That is all.

B

PS I need an excuse to go to 'lanta.

That is all.

aklim 04-15-2009 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 2175625)
More accurately, "saleswoman." She knew her ... material inside-out, understood exactly what my working group does, and was trying to sell me on her company's solution. I was thoroughly bedazzled. She fondled my brain in public. OMG. I wish I was looking for her product to buy.

That is all.

B

PS I need an excuse to go to 'lanta.

That is all.
TTIWWP

'lanta? Atlanta?

Botnst 04-15-2009 10:36 PM
I'd have to put one of those black strips over my eyes.

Chad300tdt 04-15-2009 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 2175625)
More accurately, "saleswoman." She knew her ... material inside-out, understood exactly what my working group does, and was trying to sell me on her company's solution. I was thoroughly bedazzled. She fondled my brain in public. OMG. I wish I was looking for her product to buy.

That is all.

B

PS I need an excuse to go to 'lanta.

That is all.

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H-townbenzoboy 04-15-2009 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 2175625)
She fondled my brain in public.
She fondled your brain and now you must find her. I suppose it's true what they say about us guys, that we think with "Dick D. Johnson." :P

Botnst 04-15-2009 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by H-townbenzoboy (Post 2175659)
She fondled your brain and now you must find her. I suppose it's true what they say about us guys, that we think with "Dick D. Johnson." :P
It's a damn shame.

Or as my Dad used to say, "There's no fool like an old fool."

E150GT 04-16-2009 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 2175625)
More accurately, "saleswoman." She knew her ... material inside-out, understood exactly what my working group does, and was trying to sell me on her company's solution. I was thoroughly bedazzled. She fondled my brain in public. OMG. I wish I was looking for her product to buy.

That is all.

B

PS I need an excuse to go to 'lanta.

That is all.
WTF?

PaulC 04-16-2009 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 2175625)
More accurately, "saleswoman." She knew her ... material inside-out, understood exactly what my working group does, and was trying to sell me on her company's solution. I was thoroughly bedazzled. She fondled my brain in public. OMG. I wish I was looking for her product to buy.

That is all.

B

PS I need an excuse to go to 'lanta.

That is all.
Check yourself in the mirror before you go home, in case she left lipstick smears on your pre-frontal lobes.

Fulcrum525 04-16-2009 10:29 AM
So what exactly was she trying to sell? Was it a product or a service?

BobK 04-16-2009 10:56 AM
hotlanta is a nice place. you've been working too hard. You need a few days R & R. May I suggest a trip to.....

"She fondled my brain in public", that's what I like, a nice cerebral relationship.

aklim 04-16-2009 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Fulcrum525 (Post 2175995)
So what exactly was she trying to sell? Was it a product or a service?
I don't think he even remembers what she was saying. Probably spent too much time watching her lips move and wondered what the other set looked like.

kerry 04-16-2009 11:43 AM
I'm guessing Bot's wife doesn't read his shop posts.

aklim 04-16-2009 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by kerry (Post 2176053)
I'm guessing Bot's wife doesn't read his shop posts.
As long as Bot offers to share, would there be a problem? :D

Pete Geither 04-16-2009 03:03 PM
A true professional in any field is a pleasure to watch work. I have watched Tiger Woods with great interest and I have never played a round of golf. I watched a tennis pro bat a tennis ball straight up in the air out of sight, and he caught it with his tennis racket and it never bounced. A pro baseball player sitting at ground level had a screaming grounder shoot his way at great velocity,,, he stuck his foot out sideways, the ball hit it, and sent straight up in the air, and came down right into his outstretched hand,,, his body never moved. As I said,, any true pro is a joy to behold.

Botnst 04-16-2009 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kerry (Post 2176053)
I'm guessing Bot's wife doesn't read his shop posts.
Damn right.

Else I'd be saying, "Damn right" al la castrati falsetto.


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