Legalize Gay Marriage? This is What Happens
 

I knew it!

People Marrying Objects

As long as she doesn't climb to the top and try to straddle the spire, I think everything's alright.

I'm speechless.

:eek: :confused: :D

Take Erika Eiffel, who is married to the Eiffel Tower. Eiffel says she recalls being attracted to objects even as a child, and realized she was different only when she saw other people at school dating each other, while she was dating a bridge.

Dumped the bridge for a tower - sweet.

I'd like to marry my Harley.

I tried to marry a Ferrari but I went on a date and she smelled diesel on me......it ended badly!!!!

Classic story. Girl meets bridge, falls in love, soon realizes there's a problem when her lover doesn't object to bearing everyone's load until they collapse, has no objection to people going underneath them to get to cross purposes, leaves bridge for a more upright type of structure. Sigh...I've seen it a hundred times.;)

I dated a TVR once.Spent scads of dough on 95 octane{only stuff she'd eat}started massaging her with turtle wax,then slipped in the 'ol braciole but it got severely burned as her motor was revving too high.