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Old 05-11-2009, 05:32 AM
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Talking Bad car day

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was the 1000th driver that day wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

The following embarrassing silence was interrupted by a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:32 AM
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A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was the 1000th driver that day wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

The following embarrassing silence was interrupted by a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
Of course they neglected to metion the expired registration and lack of insurance
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:13 AM
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Of course they neglected to metion the expired registration and lack of insurance
Wasn't the unregistered, partially-loaded handgun, in the glove-compartment, still smoking?
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