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Where The Pretty / Sexy Women Are…
I was having this conversation with someone recently and, based on our experiences, the best places to effortlessly meet pretty, sexy and fit women have been:
1. Barnes & Noble Bookstore/Café 2. Runners/Joggers Groups Number 2 was the biggest surprise. The worst places, of course, are bars/clubs, since any physical attractiveness is negated by pretentious attitudes. Anyone concur?
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I have always done well in vegetable area in any given supermarket....
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Doesn't it depend on which supermarket? In my area Trader Joe's tends to have a much higher proportion of hotties than say Save-Mart.
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that's why it's called "shopping"
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3. Church. (really!)
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What is the correlation, if any, between "sexy & fit" with "self absorbed & high maintenance?"
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I'd say its a pretty strong correlation.......no doubt about that.
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"Fit" basically speaks for itself. "Sexy," however, is relative to the observer -- as is any correlation between the terms.
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Hmmm... I never met a church girl that I liked. (Holy Rollers really piss me off. )
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Wouldn't strip clubs be somewhat higher on the list if those were the only two criteria?
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Ski lodge.
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Gee, does your wife know you're trolling for hotties at church?
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I have been to just two strip establishments in my life and learned that the reason for the harsh, bizarre lighting in those places is to help hide their physical flaws. In daylight, many of them look a mess. I would never give them my hard-earned dollar bills.
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Possibly it is a geographical issue as much as anything else. My experience say, the better the overall weather, the better looking the women. East coast seems to be full of overweight women.
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One of the places I visited was in Philadelphia. It was OK. The other was in Rancho Cordova, California. It was much better -- and the waitress serving me was the hottest thing in the place. I agree that West Coast women take better care of themselves.
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