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Jeep Wrangler 92 free for anyone who marries her
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=7010177&lpid=&cat=264
That's right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.
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Somehow I have doubts about that last line.
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Love it!
Maybe she switched teams recently? I like the outdoorsy type and a girlie gear-head would not mind a few MB diesels marking their territory Ah if only I was single...
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Sounds good for a blind single guy who loves jeeps, has no car and cant afford a new one.
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Ad said she was temple worthy...LDS alert folks!
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Hmmm looks more suited for a Subaru Outback.
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There is a " No Tire Kickers " joke in there somewhere.
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I had a 93 Wrangler with inline 6, it was sadly a nightmare to live with, nagging electrical issues, booster failure, finally tie rod joints went bad prematurely and that was the end of it. I found a customer and got rid of it, the engine had also started to consume oil after 29000 miles.
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Quote:
Booster failure? Not enough vacuum? Tie Rod? She would tie you up and on a rod? Consume Oil? Why? The cylinder bore was too large for the piston?
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Now now.........don't be turnin this into porn.
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Sorry. Force of habit.
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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke 99 E300 Turbodiesel 91 Vette with 383 motor 05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI 06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow 04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler 11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow |
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QUOTE: "I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!"
Working on stuff in the Garage? Sports? LOGIC???.... Living within your means????? Back off.....This ain't no woman;...... this is a Dude!!! (Hmmm, She didn't mention any trips to Denmark. But just to be safe; I'd ask.)
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You would think that Conan O'Brien would have something more then a 92 YJ.
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If she was offering a lifetime supply of beer, Now that would be a different story.
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