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Old 07-10-2009, 02:22 AM
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:01 AM
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Love it!

Maybe she switched teams recently?

I like the outdoorsy type and a girlie gear-head would not mind a few MB diesels marking their territory

Ah if only I was single...
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:08 AM
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Sounds good for a blind single guy who loves jeeps, has no car and cant afford a new one.
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:35 AM
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Sounds good for a blind single guy who loves jeeps, has no car and cant afford a new one.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:35 AM
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Ad said she was temple worthy...LDS alert folks!
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:38 AM
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Hmmm looks more suited for a Subaru Outback.
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:26 AM
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There is a " No Tire Kickers " joke in there somewhere.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:16 PM
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I had a 93 Wrangler with inline 6, it was sadly a nightmare to live with, nagging electrical issues, booster failure, finally tie rod joints went bad prematurely and that was the end of it. I found a customer and got rid of it, the engine had also started to consume oil after 29000 miles.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:51 PM
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I had a 93 Wrangler with inline 6, it was sadly a nightmare to live with, nagging electrical issues, booster failure, finally tie rod joints went bad prematurely and that was the end of it. I found a customer and got rid of it, the engine had also started to consume oil after 29000 miles.
Electrical as in what? Goes thru vibrators like a fat kid thru candy?
Booster failure? Not enough vacuum?
Tie Rod? She would tie you up and on a rod?
Consume Oil? Why? The cylinder bore was too large for the piston?
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:53 PM
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Electrical as in what? Goes thru vibrators like a fat kid thru candy?
Booster failure? Not enough vacuum?
Tie Rod? She would tie you up and on a rod?
Consume Oil? Why? The cylinder bore was too large for the piston?
Now now.........don't be turnin this into porn.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:58 PM
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Now now.........don't be turnin this into porn.
Sorry. Force of habit.
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE: "I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!"

Working on stuff in the Garage? Sports? LOGIC???.... Living within your means?????
Back off.....This ain't no woman;...... this is a Dude!!!
(Hmmm, She didn't mention any trips to Denmark. But just to be safe; I'd ask.)
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:59 PM
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You would think that Conan O'Brien would have something more then a 92 YJ.
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