1.Any fake phone numbers a girl gave would automatically forward to aher real number.
2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I LOve You."
3. Hallmark would make "Sorry what was your name again?" cards.
4. Birthd control would come in ale or lager.
5. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL Team of your choice.
6. The funniest guy in the ofice would get to be CEO.
7. At the end of the work day, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your AMG Benz like Fred Flintstone.
8. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
9. Garbage would take itself out.
10. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

If men had pu$$ie$, we WOULD rule the world . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Unfortunately no, men would become extinct . . . from early age drownings due to forgetting to put the toilet seats down. Sad really.

Yes and no would be perfectly acceptable answers.

Yep! THAT would definitely be in the top three of the list!

11. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your future wife with a giant foam hand that said, "Your #1."
12. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it wold only be celebrated every 4 years.
13. It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
14. When your girlfriend really needed you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Darling Wife has long said that if women wanted to take over the world, all they'd have to do is bring Lee Press-On Boobs For Men to market.

Game over. We'd be totally consumed with our new playthings for months.

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

I'd actually be totally OK with these two. In fact, Valentine's Day could be February Never.

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1987 300D, arctic white/palomino--314,000 miles
1978 240D 4-speed, Euro Delivery, light ivory/bamboo--370,000 miles
2005 Jeep Liberty CRD Limited, light khaki/slate--140,000 miles
2018 Chevy Cruze diesel, 6-speed manual, satin steel metallic/kalahari--19,000 miles
1982 Peugeot 505 diesel, 4-speed manual, blue/blue, 130,000 miles
1995 S320, black/parchment--34,000 miles (Dad's car)

gottcha covered, well sort of.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Oh yeah, boobs, too. Gotta have the boobs . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Mistress, I LOVE YOU, will you marry me?

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

The person who has the "pink gold" rules the world.

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99 ML320
94 SL600
92 SL500
95 E320 Cabriolet
87 560SEC
86 300SDL Grease Car
80 380SLC Euro

13 Fiat Abarth
02 Maserati Spyder Cambiocorsa
00 BMW Z3
90 Rolls Royce Silver Spur
80 Ferrari 308 GTSI
88 Jaguar XJS12 H&E Edition
99 Land Rover Discovery

Glad to see you're back on women....FOOL!

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99 ML320
94 SL600
92 SL500
95 E320 Cabriolet
87 560SEC
86 300SDL Grease Car
80 380SLC Euro

13 Fiat Abarth
02 Maserati Spyder Cambiocorsa
00 BMW Z3
90 Rolls Royce Silver Spur
80 Ferrari 308 GTSI
88 Jaguar XJS12 H&E Edition
99 Land Rover Discovery

Hmm, me thinks that you are the REAL FOOL. BTW I saw Mistress first, I have dibs.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

i hate to sound racist, but we do rule the world, i don't see any mens rights marches

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Current
2006 E320 CDI, 57K bought at 67K "Liesl"
1986 190E 2.3-16, 198K bought at 56K "Brigitta"
1987 300TD (Chuggin Along), 292K "Friedrich"
1995 E320 Wagon, 200K "Louisa"

Past
1987 300SDL, (sold) 125K, bought for 1$ "Kurt"