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Old 08-26-2009, 07:09 PM
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We were recently grocery shopping and I came around the corner to see the wife lugging an industrial size tub of ice cream to the cart. As she dropped it in, I said "Honey, isn't your a$$ big enough already"? Been very quiet around here lately.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:12 PM
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Those women are so sensitive these days.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:21 PM
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We were recently grocery shopping and I came around the corner to see the wife lugging an industrial size tub of ice cream to the cart. As she dropped it in, I said "Honey, isn't your a$$ big enough already"? Been very quiet around here lately.
Nothin' but the sound of spoon hitting ice cream......
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:23 PM
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We were recently grocery shopping and I came around the corner to see the wife lugging an industrial size tub of ice cream to the cart. As she dropped it in, I said "Honey, isn't your a$$ big enough already"? Been very quiet around here lately.
And YOU call me a FOOL, Ba Ha ha ha ha ha ha. FOOL. I have been married 27 years, how LONG have you been married? FOOL. And to think I was going to drive a ***** load of miles to meet you.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:26 PM
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In an attempt to smooth things over... perhaps you should invite her on an evening jog with yourself. If that goes well, institute a workout regimen for the both of you.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:39 PM
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Flowers. Immediately. I would normally recommend a box of chocolates as a chaser, but you better stay away from presenting her anything with a calorie in it for awhile.

How big IS her a$$?
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:49 PM
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How big IS her a$$?
Here's a video of her and Mistress at our last GTG.

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Ice cream should have a simple warning on it: If you eat this, you will get very fat.
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Old 08-26-2009, 08:03 PM
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Flowers, lots of flowers.
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Old 08-26-2009, 08:20 PM
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Here's a video of her and Mistress at our last GTG.

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Methinks you are in a HEAP o' trouble.

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Old 08-26-2009, 08:32 PM
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Here's a video of her and Mistress at our last GTG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9WDlSv5JE
Dammit, you suckered me in there...

That video is like the new "Rick roll".

I shall now blind myself...
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well you could of have phrased in a different way

You got yourself into it now figure a way out of it. I dont think flowers will do it something more deeper
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Old 08-26-2009, 08:53 PM
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Been very quiet around here lately.
Next time you want some peace and quiet you know what to sat then.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:12 PM
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Sounds like your in the doghouse....

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Old 08-26-2009, 10:21 PM
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I think you need to get her another car.
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