We were recently grocery shopping and I came around the corner to see the wife lugging an industrial size tub of ice cream to the cart. As she dropped it in, I said "Honey, isn't your a$$ big enough already"? Been very quiet around here lately.

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99 ML320
94 SL600
92 SL500
95 E320 Cabriolet
87 560SEC
86 300SDL Grease Car
80 380SLC Euro

13 Fiat Abarth
02 Maserati Spyder Cambiocorsa
00 BMW Z3
90 Rolls Royce Silver Spur
80 Ferrari 308 GTSI
88 Jaguar XJS12 H&E Edition
99 Land Rover Discovery

Those women are so sensitive these days.

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1979 Black on Black, 300CD (sold), 1990 Black 300SE, Silver 1989 Volvo 780, 1988 300CE (vanished by the hands of a girlfriend), 1992 300CE (Rescue).

Nothin' but the sound of spoon hitting ice cream......

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

https://media.giphy.com/media/X3nnss8PAj5aU/giphy.gif

And YOU call me a FOOL, Ba Ha ha ha ha ha ha. FOOL. I have been married 27 years, how LONG have you been married? FOOL. And to think I was going to drive a ***** load of miles to meet you.

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For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

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In an attempt to smooth things over... perhaps you should invite her on an evening jog with yourself. If that goes well, institute a workout regimen for the both of you.

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Flowers. Immediately. I would normally recommend a box of chocolates as a chaser, but you better stay away from presenting her anything with a calorie in it for awhile.

How big IS her a$$?

Here's a video of her and Mistress at our last GTG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9WDlSv5JE

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99 ML320
94 SL600
92 SL500
95 E320 Cabriolet
87 560SEC
86 300SDL Grease Car
80 380SLC Euro

13 Fiat Abarth
02 Maserati Spyder Cambiocorsa
00 BMW Z3
90 Rolls Royce Silver Spur
80 Ferrari 308 GTSI
88 Jaguar XJS12 H&E Edition
99 Land Rover Discovery

Ice cream should have a simple warning on it: If you eat this, you will get very fat.

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1998 C230 330,000 miles (currently dead of second failed EIS, yours will fail too, turning you into the dealer's personal human cash machine)
1988 F150 144,000 miles (leaks all the colors of the rainbow)
Previous stars: 1981 Brava 210,000 miles, 1978 128 150,000 miles, 1977 B200 Van 175,000 miles, 1972 Vega (great, if rusty, car), 1972 Celica, 1986.5 Supra

Flowers, lots of flowers.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Methinks you are in a HEAP o' trouble.

Wife's responses--"fine", "whatever".

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

Dammit, you suckered me in there...

That video is like the new "Rick roll".

I shall now blind myself...

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Benz Fleet:
1968 UNIMOG 404.114
1998 E300
2008 E63


Non-Benz Fleet:
1992 Aerostar
1993 MR2
2000 F250

well you could of have phrased in a different way

You got yourself into it now figure a way out of it. I dont think flowers will do it something more deeper

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1986 300SDL, 211K,Dealership serviced its whole life
1991 190E 2.6(120k)
1983 300D(300k)
1977 300D(211k)

Next time you want some peace and quiet you know what to sat then.

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Sounds like your in the doghouse....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyduncFpzl4

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

I think you need to get her another car.