The "I've Got to vent" thread - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Whiskeydan · #1 09-08-2009, 09:20 PM

After two days of digestive tract issues now today when I go check the ranch I find someone has cut the fence on the west side of the ranch and made themselves a gate. A few items from parts cars I keep there are missing, footsteps tracted all over the place. It appears they had a good look around.
After mending the fence I'm driving home and the low life SOB trailer trash up the road gives me the finger when I pass and politely wave. Hmmm... he has access to the property back there. Makes me wonder.

Thank you OD people.

I need another drink.

jt20 · #2 09-08-2009, 09:28 PM

I'd rather eat a fistful of maggots than have to deal with low-life trespassers and petty thieves.

Hook up a few old car batteries in series and keep the pos and neg attached to different lengths of wire / barbed wire. At least you'll give them a good stun even if you can't catch them. You'll have reason enough to flip that birdie back next time.

POS · #3 09-08-2009, 09:29 PM

I expected a more violent diatribe than what you've written. How about closing your eyes, letting your mind ramble, and then letting your hands take dictation from whatever your mind spits out? I've written a few books using that method.

Whiskeydan · #4 09-08-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by POS

I expected a more violent diatribe than what you've written. How about closing your eyes, letting your mind ramble, and then letting your hands take dictation from whatever your mind spits out? I've written a few books using that method.

Thanks. But I don't think the forum will allow some of my keystrokes.

Hatterasguy · #5 09-08-2009, 10:02 PM

Have a cold beer, that will help.

Than call the police and tell them the trailer trash tried to sell you crack.

Whiskeydan · #6 09-08-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

Have a cold beer, that will help.

Than call the police and tell them the trailer trash tried to sell you crack.

With beer on my breath!

Whiskey maybe...

pawoSD · #7 09-08-2009, 11:13 PM

I'd hide in one of the parts cars with a tranquilizer gun....and take them down!

Medmech · #8 09-08-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Whiskeydan

After two days of digestive tract issues now today when I go check the ranch I find someone has cut the fence on the west side of the ranch and made themselves a gate. A few items from parts cars I keep there are missing, footsteps tracted all over the place. It appears they had a good look around.
After mending the fence I'm driving home and the low life SOB trailer trash up the road gives me the finger when I pass and politely wave. Hmmm... he has access to the property back there. Makes me wonder.

Thank you OD people.

I need another drink.

I share your pain, I'm try to enjoy my own land and have to deal with trailer trash trespassing and dumping their Mcdonalds trash at the end of my driveway. I get by knowing that they will be replaced with luxury homes when the economy turns around.

okyoureabeast · #9 09-08-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Medmech

I share your pain, I'm try to enjoy my own land and have to deal with trailer trash trespassing and dumping their Mcdonalds trash at the end of my driveway. I get by knowing that they will be replaced with luxury homes when the economy turns around.

Now now now. I've known a good many fine people who sadly live in motor homes.

White trash tends to be more fitting.

Please don't blanket every person who lives in a motor home/trailer as trash!

jt20 · #10 09-08-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Medmech

... they will be replaced with luxury homes when the economy turns around.

woah now, Mr. Optimism... that's a heavy stick you're shaking.

LUVMBDiesels · #11 09-09-2009, 07:59 AM

One word: SHOTGUN!
Fill that sucker with rock salt and hide out at night where the fence was cut. The moron is more than likely to cut it again in the same spot. Let him get on your property and let him have it! Remember you were afraid for your life!

Seriously I think if you are having issues with cr@ppy neighbors you need a nice big mean dog. Oh and I have resorted to laying trip wires all over an area a neighbor was using as a dog toilet even after I asked him to stop. After falling a few times into his own dog's -um- waste, he stopped using my property...

Dee8go · #12 09-09-2009, 09:01 AM

Put some Claymores around your parts cars and call it a day. Then, wait for the fireworks to begin . . .

Hatterasguy · #13 09-09-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by okyoureabeast

Now now now. I've known a good many fine people who sadly live in motor homes.

White trash tends to be more fitting.

Please don't blanket every person who lives in a motor home/trailer as trash!

Yeah your right, I was pleasently surprised to find some very nice trailer parks in FL full of very normal people.

I can't wait for the economy to turn around, everytime it does we force some more white trash out town.

Mistress · #14 09-10-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by okyoureabeast

Now now now. I've known a good many fine people who sadly live in motor homes.

White trash tends to be more fitting.

Please don't blanket every person who lives in a motor home/trailer as trash!

Exactly- I live in a very nice condo and have white trash living above me....
Whiskey- sorry about you having this trouble and the stomach thing a s well- but this too shall pass....

Whiskeydan · #15 09-10-2009, 09:04 PM

I spent a better part of yesterday mending the fence properly and posting a "no trespassing" sign. Also, a few trip wires are placed at strategic points as indicators just in case.
The dumbass left a trail of evidence... Bud light cans and cheap smokes. I guess I have his prints and dna if needed.

Feel free to hijack this thread if you need to vent. I'm done...