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I got caught speeding today
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY
OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT
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With best regards Al |
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That's great! Thanks for giving me something to laugh about this afternoon.
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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ANNOUNCER: "...and from a standing start at any red light, it has enough horsepower to put any dog on its place...and with the added benefit of no more dog-drool on your windows anymore..."
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Case closed.
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That is SOO 2005.
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ala- thanks for the laugh.
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What? Do you mean I'm laughing at an old joke?!??
How can I show myself in public again?
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Lol! I needed a pick-me-up!
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You bummin....Cause you voted for ACORN???
At least you still got yo's biznesss...right??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXaI-xsyYTQ INAPPROPRIATE B.C.
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Matt (SD,CA) 1984 300SD.. White/Chrome Bunts..Green 1997 2500 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins 12 Valve 36 PSI of Boost = 400+hp & 800+tQ .. ..Greenspeed 2004 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 Quad Cab Cummins 5.9 H.O "596hp/1225tq" 6 spd. Man. Leather Heated seats/Loaded..Flame Red....GREENSPEED Global warming...Doing my part, Smokin da hippies.. Fight the good fight!...... Last edited by Brian Carlton; 09-20-2009 at 10:13 AM. |
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Whatever happened to this Guy?
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Thats what forced induction does to your pets
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