Inspired by the public restroom thread . . . Are you a #4?



The shape/size of your poop indicate your overall health. Which poop type do you have? Type 4 is ideal: not too hard, not too soft, and takes on the S-shape of the colon.

Reminded me of the Journalist's Guide to Firearms ID, lololol

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

If I upload a picture of my turd, will you guys help identify it?

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1985 500SL Euro w/ AMG bits 130k
1984 300SD Turbodiesel 192k
1980 240D Stick China 188k
2001 CLK55 AMG 101k
2007 S600 Biturbo 149k Overheated Project, IT'S ALIVE!!!

what does green and orange indicate????? and of course the Rosey smell

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1982 300CD Turbo (Otis, "ups & downs") parts for sale
2003 TJ with Hemi (to go anywhere, quickly) sold
2001 Excursion Powerstroke (to go dependably)
1970 Mustang 428SCJ (to go fast)
1962 Corvette LS1 (to go in style)
2001 Schwinn Grape Krate 10spd (if all else fails)

I don't know about that. Every now and then the #7, "trails in the sand by diarreah dan," is a good thing. Shouldn't we flush ourselves as well as our cars systems?

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Don't Chrome them; polish them

Please don't!

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

EZRIDER, gimme enough draft beer and I'll produce a #7 just like clockwork. How's that for a visual you could have done without?

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2002 Ford ZX2
2 x 2013 Honda Civics

and people wonder why Bot and Carleton left...

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2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

That would be the turd of a narcissist.

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1983 300D

Hey, this reminded me of another thread from long ago.

Anybody here pee in the shower?

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Ha! How could you tell?

I'm just thinking of the south park episode with the biggest turd contest.

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1985 500SL Euro w/ AMG bits 130k
1984 300SD Turbodiesel 192k
1980 240D Stick China 188k
2001 CLK55 AMG 101k
2007 S600 Biturbo 149k Overheated Project, IT'S ALIVE!!!

I had an apartment mate back in college who had to resort to sacrificing a butter knife. Of course he had to call us all in to show off his...work...much to our horror.

It looked like he birthed an anaconda.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

AHHHHHHH!

T.M.I.!!!!

T.M.I.!!!!

(My brain-cells...they're melting...the memory is crystalized from the "visual" you presented ... a "f***ing butter knife???")

Did you ever eat in that house, again, after that?

I would have given my "one month's notice" and back-dated that puppy two months from that night that I moved out...AAMOF, I would have been moved out before that guy got that "piece of art" fully flushed out of site...including all of the skid-marks!!!!

GEESH!!!! This thread is making me ill...

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'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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Surprisingly few wonder.