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Hatterasguy · #1 10-06-2009, 09:49 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33184919/

Don't worry its cool it was held down with a coat hanger!

They really need to give people an IQ test before they allow them to have kids.

Mike D · #2 10-06-2009, 09:54 AM

Well sure, it's Alabama. Lot's of 13 year old girls around. You can always make another one or find one roaming about.

Now, on the other hand, a cardboard box without someone else living in it already...

SwampYankee · #3 10-06-2009, 10:10 AM

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33184919/

Don't worry its cool it was held down with a coat hanger!

They really need to give people an IQ test before they allow them to have kids.

I'd go with some kind of common sense test, I know lots of "smart" people who do really stupid things as well. That lightbulb that tells them that something might not be a good idea never goes on in their heads.

pawoSD · #4 10-06-2009, 10:11 AM

Wow. Only in Alabama. Makes you wonder what chemicals people are taking in down there.

Fulcrum525 · #5 10-06-2009, 10:47 AM

"Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down."

So the box was important and the child was just dead weight

Could have been worse though....

Hatterasguy · #6 10-06-2009, 10:52 AM

Big boxes are pretty valuable!

SwampYankee · #7 10-06-2009, 11:23 AM

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Big boxes are pretty valuable!

And it's a royal PITA to tape them up again if you break them down to fit inside your vehicle!

Fitz · #8 10-06-2009, 11:30 AM

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Wow. Only in Alabama. Makes you wonder what chemicals people are taking in down there.

Wow...only in Michigan

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Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html

Fulcrum525 · #9 10-06-2009, 11:46 AM

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Wow...only in Michigan

Damn....now thats messed up

aklim · #10 10-06-2009, 12:02 PM

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Wow...only in Michigan

Motherfawker.

Fulcrum525 · #11 10-06-2009, 12:05 PM

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Motherfawker.

Quite possibly the only time that word has been accurately used.

G-Benz · #12 10-06-2009, 12:11 PM

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Human bungee?

aklim · #13 10-06-2009, 12:24 PM

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Quite possibly the only time that word has been accurately used.

So if he wants to do something, does he consult his mother or his wife? It does cut down in the in laws, or as I like to call them, out-laws.

SwampYankee · #14 10-06-2009, 01:00 PM

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Wow...only in Michigan

OMG, I'm speechless.

aklim · #15 10-06-2009, 01:11 PM

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OMG, I'm speechless.

Why? The ancient Egyptians have been doing it for a long time as have the DuPonts, IIRC. Keep it in the family. Nothin says love like family lovin.

If you have any of these things in the family:

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck.

Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.

Necrophilia is dead boring. Try incest, it's only relatively boring.

Incest - Fun for the whole family.

Well, it just goes to show that *insertnameheres favorite place to hook up is Family Reunions..

West Virginia...the only place you can divorce your wife and you will still see her at the family reunion.

Who are the only virgin girls in alabama? The ones that are faster than their cousins.