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Carleton Hughes · #1 12-21-2009, 03:55 PM

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A Colombian from the Bolivar department cut off his own testicles with a razor blade and sewed up the wound with thread in order to remain faithful to his wife.

Farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez was hospitalized in Bucaramanga two days later, because the damaged area became infected.

"I did it because I haven't had intimate contact with my wife in six years and because of my Christian beliefs. I took a razor blade and cut off my testicles and I sewed up [the wound] with needle and thread that I use on cows and pigs, so that I wouldn't cheat on my wife," Sanchez told El Tiempo.

Sanchez, who is under psychiatric evaluation, justified his actions by quoting the Gospel of St Matthew, Chapter 18, verses 8 and 9:

"Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire."

Doctors at the Bucaramanga hospital removed a blood clot from the remains of the man's testicles.

Graplr · #2 12-21-2009, 04:00 PM

I guess no sex in 6 years can drive a man crazy...

Hatterasguy · #3 12-21-2009, 04:10 PM

He has one cold wife if she cut him off for 6 years!

aklim · #4 12-21-2009, 04:31 PM

Peter the Pirate did a fandango on skates
He tripped on his cutlass
Now he is nutless
And is practically useless on dates.

aklim · #5 12-21-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

He has one cold wife if she cut him off for 6 years!

Sister in law's husband cut her off for 7+ years. Imagine that, married all those years and still a virgin. I did offer to help her out but the wife didn't think much of that idea.

jt20 · #6 12-21-2009, 04:37 PM

This broad had balls!

Calreton,

Your testicular preoccupation has us all very concerned. Perhaps you would benefit from a Net Nanny during your news searches?

Carleton Hughes · #7 12-21-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jt20

This broad had balls!

Calreton,

Your testicular preoccupation has us all very concerned. Perhaps you would benefit from a Net Nanny during your news searches?

You are correct Sir! Let's try this.

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Sexsomniac ... Belle Floor
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Girl's a snore-gasm addict
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Published: 01 Dec 2009
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THIS woman suffers from a mysterious disorder which turns her into a sex addict — when she is ASLEEP.
Stunning Belle Floor is a Sexsomniac — meaning she engages in sexual acts while she is sleeping — and cannot remember ANYTHING the next day.

Her condition means she is too afraid to let boyfriends stay over in case she embarrasses herself at night.

Belle, 32, from Almelo, Holland, set up her own support website six years ago after doctors failed to work out what was wrong with the pretty blonde.

Hypnotherapy

The condition, which causes her to touch herself intimately, is so rare that at first she struggled to convince anyone she had no control over it.

Her ex-boyfriend Justin, 47, a construction worker, could not accept it was happening without her knowledge and eventually it caused them to separate.

Belle said: "He never really believed I had no control over it and took it as a slur on his sexual prowess.

"I've been on a few dates since but I haven't had men stay over with me, because I don't want to get serious with them."

Belle first discovered her disturbing disorder in 1999 when Justin confronted her.

The softly spoken school administrator said: "Out of the blue one evening he asked me why I played with myself at night.

"I denied it because I couldn't remember ever doing it."

Belle went to a series of doctors and psychologists, who told her there was nothing they could do as they had never heard of anyone with a similar condition.

Doctors offered Belle medication, and she also tried hypnotherapy, sex counselling and an EEG brain scan in an attempt to stop the sexsomnia incidents.

Muscle relaxant drugs helped for a while but Belle did not want to spend the rest of her life on medication.

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Belle has since found solace by speaking to other sufferers online and she set up her own website offering advice and support.

She said: "Knowing I wasn't alone was a huge relief and speaking to others has brought me enormous comfort.

"There are no official figures on how many people suffer from sexsomnia but I've spoken to hundreds of men and women from all walks of life with the same condition."

She added: "I now have my self-confidence and self esteem back. I have great friends, a great job and I really enjoy my life."

aklim · #8 12-21-2009, 05:03 PM

Maybe he was surfing for "testicular implants"?

aklim · #9 12-21-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

THIS woman suffers from a mysterious disorder which turns her into a sex addict — when she is ASLEEP.
Stunning Belle Floor is a Sexsomniac — meaning she engages in sexual acts while she is sleeping — and cannot remember ANYTHING the next day.

Her condition means she is too afraid to let boyfriends stay over in case she embarrasses herself at night.

Pretty and with that condition? All the things I look for in a date. After you are done and she goes to bed, there will be round II, III, IV, etc, etc.

How many boyfriends will mind getting raped by their date? I know I won't.

Carleton Hughes · #10 12-21-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Pretty and with that condition? All the things I look for in a date. After you are done and she goes to bed, there will be round II, III, IV, etc, etc.

How many boyfriends will mind getting raped by their date? I know I won't.

Here's the original story...not bad looking at all. Wish I had her phone number.

I'd "volunteer" for observation all right!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753448/Pretty-sexsomniac-performs-sex-acts-in-her-sleep.html

aklim · #11 12-21-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Here's the original story...not bad looking at all. Wish I had her phone number.

I'd "volunteer" for observation all right!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753448/Pretty-sexsomniac-performs-sex-acts-in-her-sleep.html

I'd volunteer to be raped by her all night long.

Carleton Hughes · #12 12-21-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

I'd volunteer to be raped by her all night long.

Well, it technically wouldn't be rape, as it wouldn't be against our will

Besides, if the article is true she wouldn't remember it anyway so it's a win-win situation.

aklim · #13 12-21-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Well, it technically wouldn't be rape, as it wouldn't be against our will

Besides, if the article is true she wouldn't remember it anyway so it's a win-win situation.

Would you believe I would be offended and humiliated?

kerry · #14 12-21-2009, 07:23 PM

He must have had no interest in becoming a Catholic priest. The First Canon of Nicea:

"Canon 1

If any one in sickness has been subjected by physicians to a surgical operation, or if he has been castrated by barbarians, let him remain among the clergy; but, if any one in sound health has castrated himself, it behooves that such an one, if [already] enrolled among the clergy, should cease [from his ministry], and that from henceforth no such person should be promoted. But, as it is evident that this is said of those who wilfully do the thing and presume to castrate themselves, so if any have been made eunuchs by barbarians, or by their masters, and should otherwise be found worthy, such men the Canon admits to the clergy."

If they had to make a law about it, the practice must have been pretty common in the day.

tonkovich · #15 12-21-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kerry

He must have had no interest in becoming a Catholic priest. The First Canon of Nicea:

"Canon 1

If any one in sickness has been subjected by physicians to a surgical operation, or if he has been castrated by barbarians, let him remain among the clergy; but, if any one in sound health has castrated himself, it behooves that such an one, if [already] enrolled among the clergy, should cease [from his ministry], and that from henceforth no such person should be promoted. But, as it is evident that this is said of those who wilfully do the thing and presume to castrate themselves, so if any have been made eunuchs by barbarians, or by their masters, and should otherwise be found worthy, such men the Canon admits to the clergy."

If they had to make a law about it, the practice must have been pretty common in the day.

uh, weren't we discussing the alleged wisdom of organized religion(s) just the other day?