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Old 01-15-2010, 11:29 AM
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Interesting

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYíS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONíT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:32 AM
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Pretty largely true.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:40 AM
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Very true; and it's a big disappointment to those who want america to be more like north korea, iran, afghanistan, saudi arabia, china, venezuela, and cuba. Sorry guys, but that's not how we roll.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:42 AM
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What I find amazing is that anyone would want to come to the US since we are such a mean, racist, ignorant, oppressive nation.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:46 AM
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Very true; and it's a big disappointment to those who want america to be more like north korea, iran, afghanistan, saudi arabia, china, venezuela, and cuba. Sorry guys, but that's not how we roll.
that's right. love it or leave it!
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:54 AM
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What I find amazing is that anyone would want to come to the US since we are such a mean, racist, ignorant, oppressive nation.
Not all of us, just some dinosaurs who are largely irrelevant to current society; they can easily be ignored.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:08 PM
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Very true; and it's a big disappointment to those who want america to be more like north korea, iran, afghanistan, saudi arabia, china, venezuela, and cuba. Sorry guys, but that's not how we roll.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:08 PM
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Is the OP suggesting that we become more like those other nations? Irony at its finest.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:10 PM
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Hey I forgot one

And if you enter Mexico illegally they will throw the "freakin" book at you. Yes Siree Hoss, they don't take kindly to that at all. Probably wouldn't get shot.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:15 PM
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And if you enter Mexico illegally they will throw the "freakin" book at you. Yes Siree Hoss, they don't take kindly to that at all. Probably wouldn't get shot.
Thanks for the tip, but I have no problem getting into mexico legally.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:21 PM
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They hate it when the gringos cross the border seeking affordable healthcare . . .

The most recent peeve is that we have corrupted Mexican cuisine.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:22 PM
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Yes Sir, yes sir

I do,I do! I think any and all of what is listed by these forward thinking countries should be used on illegal immigrants in the US. Why not? Every county in this country should be run by a sheriff like Joe Apairo of Maricopa County, AZ Ship those illegals back across the border as fast as we can.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:25 PM
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Every county in the country should be run by a person currently under Federal investigation? How enlightening.

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U.S. Justice Department spokesman Alejandro Miyar and Sandy Raynor, a spokeswoman for the U.S attorney's office in Phoenix, say they couldn't confirm or deny any grand jury investigations. FBI spokesman Manuel Johnson declined to comment on whether the agency was investigating Arpaio and his office.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:44 PM
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I do,I do! I think any and all of what is listed by these forward thinking countries should be used on illegal immigrants in the US. Why not? Every county in this country should be run by a sheriff like Joe Apairo of Maricopa County, AZ Ship those illegals back across the border as fast as we can.
Good luck with that plan, comrade.

BTW, is sheriff Joe (spelled Arpaio, I believe) still being chased by the DOJ?

That clown actually tried (personally) to give me a ticket a few years ago. I was consulting at a nuclear power plant in AZ with a group of federal regulators, and it happened to be the first day of a maintenance outage. As a result, there were several hundred out-of-state contract employees arriving (mostly maintenance techs). Our friend Joe set up a road block and gave them each a ticket for working in AZ without changing their auto license/registration (he does this every year). It's just a small time scam, these guys will usually pay the ticket instead of giving up a day's pay to go to court. Anyway, he tried to give me a ticket and they guy I was with flashed his federal ID and basically told Joe to F-off. Hopefully the feds will put this guy away eventually.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:47 PM
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYíS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONíT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
Dude, we've already exposed that hoax email on this site a few months back, you want your turn looking like a guy who slurps up falsehoods? What a pack of lies. Let's just take one. Illegal aliens cannot get SS cards. Prove that then can. Come on, prove you're not a rube.
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