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Interesting
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
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Pretty largely true.
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Very true; and it's a big disappointment to those who want america to be more like north korea, iran, afghanistan, saudi arabia, china, venezuela, and cuba. Sorry guys, but that's not how we roll.
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What I find amazing is that anyone would want to come to the US since we are such a mean, racist, ignorant, oppressive nation.
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that's right. love it or leave it!
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Not all of us, just some dinosaurs who are largely irrelevant to current society; they can easily be ignored.
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Is the OP suggesting that we become more like those other nations? Irony at its finest.
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Hey I forgot one
And if you enter Mexico illegally they will throw the "freakin" book at you. Yes Siree Hoss, they don't take kindly to that at all. Probably wouldn't get shot.
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Junqueyardjim Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. C.S. Lewis 1983 Mercedes W123 240D 4 Speed 285,000 on the road with a 617 turbo, beautiful butter yellow, license plate # 83 240D INDIANA 2003 Jaguar Type X, AWD. beautiful, good mileage, Mom's car, but I won't let her drive it! |
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Thanks for the tip, but I have no problem getting into mexico legally.
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They hate it when the gringos cross the border seeking affordable healthcare . . .
The most recent peeve is that we have corrupted Mexican cuisine. |
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Yes Sir, yes sir
I do,I do! I think any and all of what is listed by these forward thinking countries should be used on illegal immigrants in the US. Why not? Every county in this country should be run by a sheriff like Joe Apairo of Maricopa County, AZ Ship those illegals back across the border as fast as we can.
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Junqueyardjim Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. C.S. Lewis 1983 Mercedes W123 240D 4 Speed 285,000 on the road with a 617 turbo, beautiful butter yellow, license plate # 83 240D INDIANA 2003 Jaguar Type X, AWD. beautiful, good mileage, Mom's car, but I won't let her drive it! |
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Every county in the country should be run by a person currently under Federal investigation? How enlightening.
Sheriff & the Feds U.S. Justice Department spokesman Alejandro Miyar and Sandy Raynor, a spokeswoman for the U.S attorney's office in Phoenix, say they couldn't confirm or deny any grand jury investigations. FBI spokesman Manuel Johnson declined to comment on whether the agency was investigating Arpaio and his office. |
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BTW, is sheriff Joe (spelled Arpaio, I believe) still being chased by the DOJ? That clown actually tried (personally) to give me a ticket a few years ago. I was consulting at a nuclear power plant in AZ with a group of federal regulators, and it happened to be the first day of a maintenance outage. As a result, there were several hundred out-of-state contract employees arriving (mostly maintenance techs). Our friend Joe set up a road block and gave them each a ticket for working in AZ without changing their auto license/registration (he does this every year). It's just a small time scam, these guys will usually pay the ticket instead of giving up a day's pay to go to court. Anyway, he tried to give me a ticket and they guy I was with flashed his federal ID and basically told Joe to F-off. Hopefully the feds will put this guy away eventually. |
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