Brits are stealing all our women - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Kuan · #1 05-04-2010, 10:56 AM

I've always said Minnesota was the land of average men and above average women. Check out this guy:

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news11932.html

WVOtoGO · #2 05-04-2010, 11:47 AM

...he downed ten vodka and Red Bulls, some tequila shots and a few beers, but still knew what he was doing...

Sure ya did.

No worries Kuan - I stole one of theirs, so we're even.

The Clk Man · #3 05-04-2010, 11:57 AM

I think i'm going to steal Shelby.

Mike D · #4 05-04-2010, 11:58 AM

And yet ANOTHER bad end to a night of hard drinking! (see the "eel" story). I suppose if I were going to have my guts torn out it would be better to have a pretty young thing do it!

Ya gotta love his father describing him as a "plonker"!

SwampYankee · #5 05-04-2010, 12:56 PM

Plonker, indeed!

WVOtoGO · #6 05-04-2010, 01:05 PM

CLK -
Steal?
She’s one heck of a package, I’ll give you that.
But, you’ll need to keep a lot more beer on hand.

Darby read this and says: “Plonker? More like a bloody wanker if you ask me.”

benhogan · #7 05-04-2010, 01:18 PM

Is this really a surprise?

British teeth are famous.

cmac2012 · #8 05-04-2010, 01:45 PM

(guy spills drink)

She: "Ya bleedin' wanker!"

Him: Bond . . . Nick Bond.

She: (swoon)

aklim · #9 05-04-2010, 02:25 PM

Guy on the rebound and alcohol. Ya think?

The Clk Man · #10 05-04-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

CLK -
Steal?
She’s one heck of a package, I’ll give you that.
But, you’ll need to keep a lot more beer on hand.

Darby read this and says: “Plonker? More like a bloody wanker if you ask me.”

Shelby will not need and beer, I am intoxicating enough for her.

WVOtoGO · #11 05-04-2010, 02:35 PM

Our money is on: She'd wear your ass out.

The Clk Man · #12 05-04-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

Our money is on: She'd wear your ass out.

Tell Shelby to bring it on!!!! Also tell her to show up before 8 pm because that when I take my Geritol and go to sleep.

aklim · #13 05-04-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Tell Shelby to bring it on!!!! Also tell her to show up before 8 pm because that when I take my Geritol and go to sleep.

Women fake being asleep to avoid sex. You fake going to sleep to avoid discussing your failures to rise to the occasion.

The Clk Man · #14 05-04-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Women fake being asleep to avoid sex. You fake going to sleep to avoid discussing your failures to rise to the occasion.

So you are saying that I need to change my screen name to
" The Cialis Man?

aklim · #15 05-04-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man

So you are saying that I need to change my screen name to
" The Cialis Man?

Depends on whether you want to be honest or not.

Cialis is a good choice since it has a much longer terminal half life. More "Bang" for your buck. "She. Give you everything you want. Boom Boom long time." Still, you have got to find something to get over that "Minuteman" problem you have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc