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05-08-2010, 07:02 PM
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The "Why" thread.
Why does your back itch in the only place that you can't reach?
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05-08-2010, 07:24 PM
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Why dosnt Super Glue Stick to itself in the tube if it's so super
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05-08-2010, 07:44 PM
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Why do you "sister" a board to a broken board ??
Why don't you brother it ??
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05-08-2010, 08:01 PM
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05-08-2010, 08:05 PM
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Why don't you brother it, is because that all boards or broads are Lesbians.
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05-08-2010, 08:52 PM
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Why is Mitosis important
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05-08-2010, 11:15 PM
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05-08-2010, 11:25 PM
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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05-08-2010, 11:43 PM
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Skirt lifting, maybe but shop lifting no!!
 Why when toast falls off the bench, it always lands spread side down? Why when you drop a part, it always lands on the corner that does the most damage?
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles 1987 250td 160k miles English import  2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles  1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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05-09-2010, 12:45 AM
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The market for back scratchers has to be developed somehow
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05-09-2010, 12:51 AM
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Why is it as soon as your hands are filthly your nose will start itching?
Why is it no matter where on the dash you leave a object(a shotgun shell comes to mind) when it flies off it always hit you in the nutz?
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05-09-2010, 01:23 AM
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05-09-2010, 10:29 AM
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Why is it when you lose something, it's always in the last place you look?
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#14
05-09-2010, 12:51 PM
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*** Are you SURE you want to send this? ***
Why is it when you type something improperly, EVEN after you check it over, you ALWAYS find the mistake(s) approx. 1.3 nanoseconds before the
( HOPEFULLY, not to be edited for spelling/grammatical mistakes... ) 
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05-09-2010, 01:17 PM
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Why do I PARK on a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY ??
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Sharing my partner's 2012 Forte 5dr SX til I find my next 123 or 126.. - Do I miss being a service advisor ???
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