Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce


Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.
A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.



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"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."
Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.
Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."
The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."
Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.
That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.
Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.
He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.
The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.
"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."
Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

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Not sure if Tiger can ever focus on playing the mean golf he was so legendary for after getting shafted like that!!!

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The current reports are $100 million settlement plus child support.

There you go fellas. She's eligible.

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Hope those chicks were worth all that man Looks like his shaft got him shafted in the end G-Benz.....sorry it was out there

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um.....why have men got nipples

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I'm amazed he didn't make her sign a prenup, if you have assets don't marry without one.

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He did make her sign up a pre-nup. If you google it you can find details on it.

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It was a crappy prenup.

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Tiger should have gotten divorce advice from OJ!!

With that much money - how could he even know what half is ?

keeping her mouth from opening is costing him a lot more than a few sets of legs he opened !!

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he could have rented a LOT of high end call girls for $750 mil. some guys should never get married........

Someone told me this year that about $300 - $500 would get you a good straight lay in Las Vegas, nowadays.

If that's true, and probably it is, it would be the way for him - and most men to go, from a hard eyed financial stand point, than any typical average American marriage, figured on a pure cost per each actual individual lay formula, over the course of said marriage.

Some one said if it flies, floats, or f***s, it is cheaper to rent it.

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1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Ummmm... But I don't even gross $2100-$3500 a week, so uh, how's that going to work out? Nevermind having to drive to Vegas each night after work...

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