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Official "old man's car???!! (Mercury Grand Marquis)
I * knew * I was finally getting old < sigh > when I bought this car not too long ago:
(vacation at Incline Village NV, last month) You are a codger when you drive this car and it has a AAA sticker on its bumper. You are a geezer when the sticker is on CROOKED !!! I am neither, of these, (YET) because a couple of days after I bought it, I went and installed a Crown Victoria Police Interceptor dual exhast on it!!! It is no 560SEC AMG, BUT, it ran to 110 mph with no drama when I asked it to, once... ( <------ may or may not be true, it depends who asked.)
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I thought about it, but she stood 6'4" and was about 300lbs.
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So punch her and toss a 24 pack of little Debbie cakes in the other direction. Problem solved.
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U THINK U BAAAAAAAD !!!!!
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That might explain why i have very few female customers. Thanks Shelby.
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Hahaha I should have been more specific, I've gained 80 lbs since my freshman year in college but to be fair, I only weighed about 125 then. Long story short, I gained due to medication I was on, then started going to the gym again - so those 80lbs are almost all muscle by this point (bear mode). I do appreciate the gesture though!
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I'm sure he would have, if he hadn't lost a tennis ball off the leg of his walker during the chase....
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Thanks but there is no place to put them ( The Interceptor Vics have them to the left of the rear licence plate) but the Grand Marquis doesn't have room for them, (the car is seen here on the lot earlier this year before I bought it here)
I am planning to put in the P71 MAF sensor, airbox, and zip tube in, when the factorywarranty is done, for a quick 10+ hp and smoother air flow, like the Police Interceptors all have, and front and rear sway bars like in the Interceptors, but have not decided to ditch the 2.73 rear end for the Interceptor 3.27 - the current gas mleage is too good. The CVPI shocks and springs would give the horrendous "roller skates in a gravel pit" ride, that the interceptors have, so they are out.. Looking to add Police Interceptor performance pieces without the bone shaking Interceptor ride. I already have cloned and installed a good Interc eptor dual exhaust which is supposed to give a boost of 25 hp for a simple cat back upgrade which does NOT void the factory warranty. I have already ordered a 2004 Marauder accessory brochure off of ebay, to find out what those cars had, that got them to 300 hp and to handle better.
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I tried that with a bag of Pork Rinds. All that did was to give her more energy to wup my ass. Damn Pork rinds.
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On the Crown Vic...
The PI cars also have an aluminlum drive shaft which is good for an additional 5 HP. You can normally pick one of these up at a wrecking yard and they just bolt right in. |
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And supposedly enables them to get to 150 mph without the drivetrain disintegrating. Of course you'd need the computer, with the higher limit, to go along with it. I don't know what I think of a 150 mph Vic.
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The Crown Vic Interceptors can't take those speeds. That is why the Departments also use dogs, radios and helicopters !!! Listen, a San Francisco Sheriff's deputy told me several years ago they had to transport a prisoner from SF to LA. On the way back, empty, just for fun, he told me they ran Code 3 in the Crown Vic Intecreptor, at 130mph, flat out, all the way. Until, The transmission blew up in Bakersfield !!
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lmao Must have been East German
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